Bush should have to write an essay on "What I did on my summer

[democrat in Tallahassee]

vacation." Anyone want to help write it?
On my summer vacation I took my sorry ass down to Texas and . . .

[Cleita]

1. I rode my bicycle. It was hot.

That woman made it even hotter.

[blue sky at night]

2. he would need a ghost writer......

don't think he could piece together more than a few coherent sentences. But, I wanna go for a bike ride.........not now georgie, you have homework!!! Not.

[mcctatas]

3. Well, first I cleared me some brush...I can't get enough brush clearin'

Then Dick told me if I was real good, he'd let me ride my big boy bike with Lance Armstrong (I hope I get the training wheels off by then), of course there's some pesky woman boo-hooing outside my ranch because her boy got hisself blowed up liberating Iraqi Oil..(oops, sorry Dick, I mean Iraqi people). Now I'm working on clearing my head and going on with my life...God told me to

Georgie Bush

[Synnical]

4. Oh, that's priceless

and funny. I prefer "Idiot Son" in this context, for what that's worth.

Kick and a nom

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

:kick:

[niallmac]

5. I had barbeque with some rich folks and

we drove real fast past the sad lady and then back again to my place. I did a press thingy with Condi and Dick and the help. Dick don't tell me why he wears such weird clothes but I know better than to ask. I rode my bike a lot and I went faster than everybody! We had lemonade at the house thingy and people kept talking about what to do about the sad lady and finally I sad Shut up shut up shut up! Everybody did and then I watched a Sponge Bob cartoon. Oh yeah and every day i think about Iraq or something like that like a pyramid or something.
I can't wait to go to Idaho and see my buddy Niallmac. He says he has a surprise for me!