Smile for the camera, Ms. Harris... WHOA! Not THAT much!

[dxstone]

My point?... she's trying just a bit TOO hard these days, don't you agree?
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[Greeby]

1. Like Jon Stewart said

"She also did a stellar job filling in for Ace Frehley when he was getting cleaned up in the 80's" :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Oh my god!

You made me split my drawers!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

STOP! I CAN'T STAND IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[dxstone]

4. Awww... thanx, Seattlegirl!

Ya made my night!

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

23. You made MINE!

:hug:

[tuvor]

3. Just as funny without the animation.

I hope she finds out who's responsible.

[skids]

5. Reminds me of the "full bust" camera angle...

...she had on the Hannity segment Stewart was panning two or three nights ago.

:scared:

[Ian David]

14. Bounce your boobies...

Katherine Harris Shakes her Booty
Tuesday night Funnies
Katherine was on H&C Tuesday night and she sure likes to boogey.

Video-WMP
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Hannity-Colmes-Katherine-Booty.wmv

More:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/08/09.html


Katherine Harris Shakes Her Boobies On Hannity & Colmes

It was a Hannity & Colmes segment (8/9/05) ostensibly about her just-announced candidacy for the US Senate but Katherine Harris (the Cruella De Vil of the 2000 election) kept shaking her over-sized chest so often throughout the interview that I couldn't help but conclude that what she really wanted the audience to check out was something other than her politics.

Alan Colmes started off the interview by bringing up the fact that many Republican leaders have been less than enthusiastic about her candidacy. Referring to the White House and Jeb Bush, Colmes began "they've not yet come forward with the kind of support..."

Harris, who stood sideways to the camera (the better to show off her - uh, profile?) interrupted to say (wigglingly) "Actually, they have."

Actually, they haven't. According to yesterday's Washington Post,
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/09/AR2005080900648.html
"The White House and some Republican leaders have tried to recruit other party candidates to run against Harris this time, fearing her polarizing role in the 2000 election would alienate moderate voters. But no other Republican has entered the race."

More:
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/08/10/katherine_harris_shakes_her_boobies_on_hannity_colmes.php

[dxstone]

16. That's EXACTLY why I did this piece!

I sat there watching the video thinking, "Is SHE running for office... or are THEY?"

[King Coal]

17. I saw that when it was live and I thought the exact same thing.

LOL!

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. You wanna keep electing boobs to congress? Yo! Check THIS out!

"Why elect just one boob when you can elect two!"

--Harris for Senate '06 campaign slogan

(No, not really. But it explains why no major political campaign has ever hired me to write their slogans and talking points.)

[dxstone]

20. LOL! I dunno... I LIKE it!

Ya got talent, kid!... stay in there and keep punchin'... eventually ONE of you will wear down!
(That's what MY coach always said... and dang-gum if he wasn't right! I'm TOTALLY punch-drunk, have been for years!)
:toast:

[oasis]

6. She's been taking acting lessons from Liddy Dole but thinks she's Katie

Hepburn.

[O.M.B.inOhio]

7. Election Night + Fright Night = Katherine Harris. (QED)

[dxstone]

19. LOL! EXXXXCELLENT!!!

I have a graphic for THAt as well; not Harris, but someone JUST as pretty n' popular:

[Andromeda]

8. She needs to get a new dentist.

:) Clever animation!

[staticstopper]

9. TOO FUNNY!

Thanks!

[La Coliniere]

10. You captured her soul!

You are one hell of an artist dxstone, one hell of an artist.

[Walt Starr]

11. Reminds me of the women in "Devil's Advocate" n/t

[dxstone]

22. That was a KILLER movie, wasn't it?

So few horror films have a real sense of horror to 'em anymore; that one really got overlooked (and for my money, Al Pacino played his particular part better than ANYONE I've ever seen in the same role!)
I remember the critics panning it... but then again, they panned Catch-22, Blade Runner, Candy... they pan ALL my favorite films!
Perfect reverse barometers, that's what critics are!

[mopaul]

12. hee hee

[Dynasty_At_Passes]

13. Cruella De Harris....

Curella De Harris, Cruella De Harris,

She's no patron saint, no not even in Paris...

With all the things that voters have said about her,

The tone of the public seems to be dead chatter,

They can't forget she stole their vote she'll do it again

If not for friends than for herself she knows no restrain,

Cruella, Cruella De Harris.....

She's back!

[unhappycamper]

15. That's one of your best, my friend.

Just need a little more blue eye shadow.

'shop till you drop!

:rofl:

[dxstone]

21. You can NEVER have too much blue eye shadow!