Why is the Chimp So Thin?!

[goclark]

I just saw this photo again and it seems to me that he has lost a lot of weight and not just in his head.

He is really thin.


Is it just me or the angle of the photo?
Condi is standing right behind him and they both look smaller than usual.

Please tell me that the stress from those Crawford visitors may be causing him to miss a few meals.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050811/480/txsa11208112227

[havocmom]

1. He's due for his worming

that's all

[goclark]

2. LOL

He looks like he weights about 145 lbs. to me.

Look at that head. It looks smaller too.

[Diane R]

3. I don't think he is a big person

No pun intended.

His boots add a few inches, and the big belt buckle is supposed to be intimidating. But my guess is that he is rather small in stature. (Again, no pun intended). Perhaps that is why he won't meet with Cindy; she will tower over him. He would hate to have photos out there, looking diminutive next to Ms. Sheehan.

[goclark]

10. Good point, Cindy would tower over him

and she could also outthink him in one second flat.

She is so smart, and brave, to do what she is doing for our country.

[havocmom]

11. A big belt buckle is a tombstone

for a dead dick.
:evilgrin:

[satya]

19. You bring up an interesting point--the height difference between Cindy & *

That may very well have come into play!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Lisa]

61. but ... but ... if they got rid of the parasite, there'd be nothing left!

(Kind of like the Boogeyman character from "The Nightmare Before Christmas"!)

[omega minimo]

4. BULLemia

:puke:

[sam sarrha]

9. is it Bulimia if they make you puke...???

[omega minimo]

24. AnoRepugxia

:scared:

[goclark]

12. Even with all the Bull inside he seems smaller

than before.

[sam sarrha]

5. amphetamines.. to keep his heart rate up so he doesn't fall down..

Hitler was a meth addict too... maybe the source of his meglomania..and paranoia..

Paranoia.. that explains it all doesn't it.???

[Lori Price CLG]

6. Cocaine and speed? n/t

[sam sarrha]

17. his heart rate is so slow it cant pump enough blood to make his mind work.

I thought the skid marks on his face were from brown nosing Cheney, but aparently if he stands up too fast he blacks out and falls down.

his heart is only beating around 40 bpm.. lack of circulation to his Damaged brain explains why he is so stupid.

[kestrel91316]

53. My BIL the marathoner/triathlete (age 50) has a resting HR of about 40,

never has any trouble with fainting. But then again he's not a reformed cokehead.

[SaveAmerica]

7. Cheney's Michelin Man coat doesn't help things either...

[onecent]

8. Rummy and Cheney got doubles of everything. eom

[Obamarama]

13. Christ, could Cheney look any more like Uncle Fester in that pic????

What a rogues gallery of a photo.

[goclark]

20. My thoughts exactly

I am still trying to figure out what is under Cheney's get up.

Cheney and Rummy look like clowns and totally out of place for a Pig Farm " working" vacation.

George is trying to look like a President and he looks THIN and not dressed for the location.

Maybe he should have put on a PIG SUIT when he makes "speeches" at the PIG FARM.

[anitar1]

39. I think Cheny has a large box of kleenex under the jacket,

because he announced that he cries about the dead soldiers.

[goclark]

56. No-Cheney said he actually cries

for the soldiers?

Then why doesn't he get off of his fat butt and have Halliburton stop taking all the money that should go to the soldiers!

[gardenista]

60. No kidding! He needs to go to the chiropractor. Oh wait, on second

thought, maybe he should just remain a contorted mass of hateful slime, exhibiting on the outside just a hint of the evil that festers within. Yeah, that's ok. He can stay just the way he is.

[warrior1]

14. guilt

it's eating him up.

[texanshatingbush]

15. This worries me......

Notice, the only one who looks bulky is Cheney.....does this mean that he's the only one deemed worthy to wear the bulletproof vest these days? I always knew he was the power behind the throne.....

[pnorman]

16. "smaller than usual"???

About 2 1/2" high ... and wearing cowboy boots yet ...that looks about right to me. Now if you want to see someone who's growen TALLER this month, take a look at this:

pnorman

[goclark]

21. Your graphic is awesome! Thanks for sharing it!

[pnorman]

35. Here's where it came from:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig6/shetterly4.html

Like much of what I've learned about Cindy Sheehan, this too came via the DU Community. Long may it flourish!

pnorman

[pnorman]

42. And here's a collection of other paintings by the same artist:

http://www.americanswhotellthetruth.org/pgs/portrait_thumbs.html
Check out all 5 pages of portraits. Most DUers should recognize many if not most of them. Yes, Ralph Nader is in that collection too. If you don't like it, then LUMP it. I voted for him in 2000, and with NO REGRETS.

pnorman

[leftofthedial]

18. maybe it's some horrific wasting disease

that is horribly painful and humiliating

[yorkiemommie1]

22. remember when they arranged the camera angles at the debates

so he wouldn't look so puny in contrast to Kerry?

That said, maybe guilt is eating him up.

[goclark]

36. I think they were too hot and tired to arrange

the camera angle on this photo.

Wish we could see it from another angle.

Maybe that's why they are not letting him off of the Pig Farm.
He is way too skinny!

[yorkiemommie1]

58. chimpy needs a banana cream pie

n/t

[Child_Of_Isis]

23. He's an exercise addict.

Exercise just replaced alcohol and whatever else he was addicted to.

[punpirate]

25. The odd thing here...

... is that his previous physicals have put him around 180 pounds, and his most recent one listed his weight as 191. For someone purportedly around 5'11", 191 pounds would make him seem pretty hefty.

So, why does he actually look like a shrimp?

[goclark]

27. Glad for the actually numbers! No way

is he even close to those numbers according to this photo!

[wli]

32. hyperkinetic anorexia

When you're all muscle mass, but still "normal weight," you look very, very thin. That would be my guess for the chimp.

I'd suspect this to be the case even if he were hopped up on coke or speed. It's unwise but not entirely atypical for it stimulants be used in conjunction with exercise, with odd things like bleeding out of pores happening when blood pressure goes through the roof.

[maveric]

26. Meth will do that to you!

[Tyranny_R_US]

28. Please let it be a brain tumor!

:thumbsup:

:rofl: Fittest president my ass!

[youngred]

29. Well

if you had the chance to drop work in the middle of the day every day for a 2 hour workout you'd be pretty svelt too.

He works 8 hours a day, and has taken more time on vacation than any other President in history...and it shows.

[BrklynLiberal]

30. He is looking more and more like a chimp in every pic I see of him.

[goclark]

34. Yep, top lip drops down but face is not as cute as a chimps

Chimp is much cuter!






He is ugly outside and inside.

[ignatius 2]

31. Humping in the heat, it'll do it every time. He and condesleazy..gettin'

it on. EEEWWW,gag,puke.

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Because he can afford the best coke in South America now that

NAFTA and CAFTA are good to go!

[SmokingJacket]

37. Not wearing his kevlar. nt

[loudsue]

38. Cheney's dressed up like a suicide bomber....

Keeps the chimp in line.

:kick:

[kestrel91316]

54. Cheney looks like a doddering old geezer in that pic.

[ailsagirl]

40. God, what a ridiculous looking bunch

Yes, chimpo has lost weight-- I'm sure the pressure is
getting to him. Why flee to another state otherwise??

Probably being "president" is not nearly as much fun as
he thought it would be. Oh yeah... "It's hard work"

:nopity:

Cheney looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy or the Michelin Tire man.







:rofl:

[goclark]

43. Dough Boy! ROTFL nt

[LibDemAlways]

41. That photo ought to be

on a wanted poster that reads:

5 Sought for Murder and Crimes Against Humanity.
Armed and Dangerous. Will attack without provocation.
Mentally unstable, delusional, and possibly rabid. Last sighted in Crawford, Texas, but could surface anywhere except Baghdad. Do not attempt to capture. Notify International Criminal Court immediately.

[goclark]

62. I just saw the clip again on CNN

Evidently they think it looks cool!
Why in hell hasn't anyone asked why Cheney is dressing for Autumn in August?
They are so arrogant ,the really don't give a care what anyone thinks about the way they present themselves to the public.

[AlCzervik]

44. compared to Cheney anyone looks thinner.

[goclark]

45. Yes but if you just focused in on the chimp

it looks like Cheney is carrying the lbs. that Bush lost.

[AlCzervik]

48. he looks the same to me, honestly i never really look at him for very long

but i do notice his face looks aged.

[PassingFair]

46. He rides that damn bike like 2 hours a day! n/t

[goclark]

50. I'll believe it when he let's us see him ride

He is such a wimp , falling off of couches /pretzels/marks on face/hands

He is not athletic AT ALL.

[bluedog]

47. condi looks

like shes playing with herself....damn woman.put your hands somewhere else....

[goclark]

51. Condi and the Chimp are the only ones

with tight pants.

That's why he looks so thin. He must have sticks for legs.

His face is showing the problems are just "too much hard work."

[DanCa]

49. Chimps love to flick thier droppings .

Maybe he's burning alot of calories in the texas son.

[Booster]

52. He's not think, he's just small - in so many ways.

[raysr]

55. Gannon

[Pepperbelly]

57. heroin? nt

[Swamp Rat]

59. Meth

:D

[LibraLiz1973]

63. looks like Rumsfeld & Cheney are picking up the lbs georgie drops

[tinfoilinfor2005]

64. The very last thing on my

"who gives a shit" list.