Freeper "logic" rears its ugly head again

[kckc]

So I'm driving on State Line Road dividing Kansas and Missouri, which is a 4-lane road, and there is a minivan in the lane next to me, but one carlength ahead, so I'm reading all of his bumper sticker messages. We have a "W 04" bumper sticker and a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker, another sticker that says "My heroes have always been cowboys", the Jesus fish, something about "tolerance" and 7, yes 7! ribbon magnets of varying colors and messages. By this time I'm becoming quite the distracted driver trying to read all of this lunacy when I notice the centerpiece- the number 58 and the name Derrick Thomas. For all you non-Missouri types, Derrick Thomas was a Kansas City Chief of a few years back who died after a car accident, and (here is the kicker) left behind 7 children, by 5 different women, all out of wedlock if I remember correctly. Ah, freeper family values...

[splat@14]

1. Sounds like a real "compassionate conservative"....

[sarcasmo]

2. This Box truck was fueling up with duct tape on the side right next to

the duct tape was a Chimp Cheney sticker. The funny thing was after he fueled up the box truck the thing had a hard time getting into gear, LMFAO. I just stood their with a big grin as he tried to drive off after filling up for a 100 bucks. Walmart Republican for certain.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Freeper logic, dry water, warm snow, dark light, wet dust, military

intelligence.... they all go together... sort of.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Hey I am your neighbor

I live in NE Johnson County too.

You should come to our meetup. This Wed at 7:00 at the Westport Flea Market. :hi:

[DemGirl7]

5. Now that is a good example of freeper logic...

you gotta love the total contradiction of it all.