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Mon Aug-22-05 02:12 PM
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The Chimp - Extreme Makeover Edition -PIX->>> |
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You might have deduced that I am dying of curiousity to know what kept the Chimp housebound for NINE STRAIGHT DAYS. I think it's now safe to say that he underwent some cosmetic treatments. Can you say BOTOX? Laser? Nip and tuck? We'll know more when we get some shots with better lighting, preferably outdoors. But what do you think so far? Was it just Cindy keeping him from showing his face, or was he recovering from something? BEFORE: August 11, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050813/photos_pl_afp/050813193315_k4pb60kq_photo0AFTER: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050822/photos_pl_afp/050822184937_ikvh42ts_photo1
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:15 PM
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1. Botox and a chemical peel |
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Botox for sure on the forehead. The rest of the face seems tightened. My guess is a chemical peel. I doubt a laser peel because you need more recovery timem
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:16 PM
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3. the new lasers increase collagen - the Polaris, for instance |
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I'm wondering if he got some Restalyne too -
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:17 PM
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:17 PM
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7. Still the same old chimp though! |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:15 PM
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2. Looks the same old ugly to me. Just sweating like a pig at the VFW |
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Or is that shine characteristic of botox treatments?
I think he's really taking monkey testicle bravado injections.
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:18 PM
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9. Every attempt to give him an upper lip and decent teeth has failed. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:44 PM
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18. He does look like he got some bad veneers |
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There's a shot from a few weeks ago where you can actually see the tops of his teeth. Usually he tries to hide them. Molly Ivins says he is ashamed of his chicken teeth.
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:16 PM
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4. He should borrow his mother's pearls for that gobbler neck. n/t |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:16 PM
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5. My,my,my, but that girly-boy from Texas sure has got him a |
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smooth, purdy forehead. He's up in Utah, ain't he? Well he better be careful, 'cause he's mighty purdy to be walking around unchaperoned, heh, heh, heh...
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:17 PM
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8. He's got that Bob Barker thing going on |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:18 PM
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10. weren't they slamming kerry for that ?? |
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Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 03:11 PM by yorkiemommie1
n/t
edited to add: while our soldiers and iraqis are getting blown up,
he goes and prettifies his face. oh, the irony of it.
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:25 PM
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15. Experiencing. Cognitive. Dissonance. |
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It's only bad when one of them do it.
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:27 PM
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16. Ayuh. You know the rules. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:28 PM
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17. I even knows the grammer. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:18 PM
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11. like the worst ever episode of Nip and Tuck |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:18 PM
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12. What the hell happened to his head? He's so tight and shiny! |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:25 PM
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13. In addition, looks like bush is taking the same 'Smiley Pills'......... |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:25 PM
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14. Look at his right cheek in the first and third pictures |
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Edited on Mon Aug-22-05 02:25 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
Did someone fall off his bike again? And just how does one tan while hiding under one's bed?
:P
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:48 PM
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19. Thanks for the giggle! |
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And just how does one tan while hiding under one's bed?
Too funny!
peace.
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:53 PM
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That's some freaking botox job. Very subtle! :sarcasm:
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:56 PM
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21. I think it's more of a with make-up/without make-up thing. |
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Mon Aug-22-05 02:57 PM
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22. You think he's not wearing makeup in those before shots? |
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Believe me, he wears makeup whenever he's in front of the cameras. He's a girly man.
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Mon Aug-22-05 03:32 PM
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26. but make-up doesn't keep your forehead from wrinkling... |
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he's awfully shiny too. Maybe they just waxed him?:shrug:
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Mon Aug-22-05 03:27 PM
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24. Why is he so orange and shiny? |
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His face looks like a pumpkin.
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Mon Aug-22-05 03:28 PM
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25. How did Don King get into the photo?!? |
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Mon Aug-22-05 03:40 PM
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28. I thought is was a shar-pei |
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Mon Aug-22-05 03:39 PM
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27. That shiny forhead is a dead give away for botox. |
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Ever notice how all the thirty plus actors at the Academy Awards have the same shiny forhead?
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