ALL FORMS OF BIRTH CONTROL ARE A SIN!

[LincolnMcGrath]

Heard today on Relevant Radio. (tax exempt radio)

Relevant Radio is a catholic propaganda channel. How can progressives hear this drivel, and not run screaming from the church? The host, a woman was telling the caller that they need to use church approved alternate birth control methods. Sounded like the old withdraw method under a fancy new banner. :eyes: Of course, for a small fee they would be happy to send the caller a booklet to explain the new methods.

[flakey_foont]

1. hmmm, my ex wife had a great method of birth control

she took of her makeup at night.........(thanks and a tip of the hat to Henny Youngman)........

is that illegal too?

[LincolnMcGrath]

3. lol Good One!

:spank:

[Dr.Phool]

2. Is swallowing approved?

:spank: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fridays Child]

5. Blech.

:puke:

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. Was it the joke or the act making you queasy.

I hope it wasn't the thread.

[Fridays Child]

23. The visual I got from Dr. Phool. Not the thread.

:)

[LincolnMcGrath]

6. It is a requirement in my church.

:spank: :rofl:

[tk2kewl]

4. i'm not sure if withdrawal is even cool

i think they're talking "rhythm method"

[LincolnMcGrath]

9. The host never said what these miracle plans were.

She did say rhythm and other PROVEN methods.

[Maple]

10. Q: What do they call people who use

the rhythm method?

A: Parents

old joke from pre-enlightenment times

[LincolnMcGrath]

11. Ha Ha

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

17. You are right

Check out the story of Onan, who was to impregnate the widow of his brother, in accordance with Jewish law. Instead, he spilled his seed on the ground, and got punished for it.

[BlueEyedSon]

7. Including abstinence?

AWRIGHT!
:applause:

[Bluzmann57]

8. Yeah I heard some of that "network"

last week in Wisconsin. If all forms of birth control are a sin, then does that mean the human race will die out? I mean we all know the way babies are made. No sex, no babies. I have questioned a number of Catholics on this and have yet to recieve a satisfactory answer.

[0rganism]

12. My wife and I have a special name for the Catholic birth control methods

His name is Sam, and he's a great kid.

My wife de-Catholicized shortly after the C-section.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Bush says pulling out is not an option

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/6/18/190123.shtml

[HysteryDiagnosis]

15. When "G_d" makes a man infertile, or impotent.... it's a sin. Crazy

world we live in.... so full of it.

[Alcibiades]

26. I think it's OK

if your balls get crushed, or something.

A relative of my wife married a guy who had had his balls shot off in WWII. She knew so little about sex (Catholic, natch) that she didn't know she wouldn't get pregnant from kissing or whatever else they were doing. When she found out why she was childless a year later, she divorced him. The screwy thing is that the church wouldn't let her take communion anymore, despite the fact that this is a classic case of non-consummation.

[Cleita]

16. Withdrawal isn't acceptable either. The church only

recognizes rhythm as an acceptable BC method. If it comes to pass that our country bans birth control, I say women should ban sex until they change the laws. Remember the Lysistrata?

[LincolnMcGrath]

18. Uh........ Progressive guys will not be included will they?

:scared:

[Fatima]

22. Then you'll see

all the rightwingers, holy rollers, mullah maniacs and dimestore cowboys putting on tye-dye shirts, toe-ring sandals and peace buttons...just to get a "piece!"

All or None!!! :D

[LincolnMcGrath]

24. "All or None!!!"

NOOOOOO!! :banghead:

[Cleita]

28. Not unless you've had a vasectomy.

:-) No really, it will take the progressive guys to make the lawgivers change the law. So they have to be hungry too.

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. Any idea what the host referred to?

Rhythm and others.....?

[Cleita]

27. I haven't been near a Catholic church in decades but other

I think only refers to abstinence.

[PowerToThePeople]

19. Welcome to the 21st century dark ages. n/t

[Bigmack]

21. "Every sperm is sacred....

... every sperm is good...."

Monty Python ... Meaning of Life...

If you haven't seen it.....

[Crunchy Frog]

29. Every sperm is needed...

in your neighborhood.

[LeftyMom]

25. withdrawl isn't vatican-approved

They approve of Natural Family Planning which determines the fertile period based on physiological signs (typically basal temperature, viscocity of cervical mucus and position of the cervix/openingof the cervical os.)

I don't think anybody outside of my relationship has any right to dicate my birth control methods (one of many reasons I'm not Catholic anymore) but I use NFP and it's awesome. At times I wish teh celibate old farts in robes would shut up about it because thier endorsement discredits a really great birth control method. :grr:

[Cleita]

30. Apparently half of them are gay so they don't have to worry about

pregnancy.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

31. Hence the billions in their coffers??? Just a thought.

[Porcupine]

32. So no egg should drop without a spermy host to greet it?

um, have we considered the age at which eggs start dropping?

Just wondering.