Would Jesus be Profiled and Searched at the Airport?

[mopaul]

probably

[Bassic]

1. Long hair, bearded and dark skineed?

He'd probably be shot on sight.

[mopaul]

2. suspicious middle eastern man with robes jumps turnstile & is killed

[Tesha]

12. Jesus wouldn't need to jump the turnstiles -- he could just hover. (NT)

[ohio_liberal]

5. Oh come on

We all know Jesus had light brown hair and blue eyes. All those paintings prove it. :sarcasm:

[PsychoDad]

10. That Jesus looks a lot like the Captian

In the Ghost and Mrs Muhr. :shrug: ??

[CanuckAmok]

3. no, dude, Jesus can fly. Everybody knows that.

That's how he escapes..

[mopaul]

4. he'd just ascend right through the ceiling

[baldguy]

6. Oh, yeah.

[mopaul]

7. hey, that's not jesus!

that's ZARQAWI---!!!!!!!!!!

[mopaul]

9. that's the evil jesus from the alternate star trek dimension

[theHandpuppet]

8. No, because he'd be on the no-fly list

But in Britain a few shots to the head would remove any doubt.

[Tesha]

11. One word: Gitmo. (NT)

[zbdent]

13. Jesus would be shouted down on Fox

for being liberal . . .

They'd have three Republicans/Conservatives on showing how evil he is, and that he'd have to perform miracles on the show. (You know, the neo-cons killed Jesus back then . . .)