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rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:43 PM
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Poll question: What Is Pat Robertson Up To Tonight
Well the Fake pastor Robertson certianly opened his big trap yesterday....this has got me wondering what he is up to tonight..

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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:44 PM
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1. smoking some bowls, eating some corn chips....
Edited on Tue Aug-23-05 09:46 PM by henslee
wondering why he blabs so much with the mike on when he's ripped.
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:46 PM
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2. Down With Homer Simpson
Then he boinks Maggie! :puke:
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:46 PM
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3. Watching a gay porno and
hating himself for it.
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:47 PM
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4. Snorting coke and contracting STDs from $2 whores. eom
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:48 PM
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5. It has to be something hugely hypocritical like wife battering, anal beads
Edited on Tue Aug-23-05 09:53 PM by izzybeans
prostitution, or <gasp> playing some Texas hold em with Dr. Dobson and Morgana. Then again he's probably just sucking off Satan like he does every Tuesday night. On Wednesday's its all of the above, a "holy menage".

edited to add: I'm guessing Caligula's playing on a big screen in the background w/ Prince's Darling Nicki playing over top.
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GainesT1958 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:49 PM
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6. Praying...
That the next thunderstorm doesn't bring a very sudden, direct, hot message to him from the One Upstairs! :D

B-)
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the_spectator Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:53 PM
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7. Sitting comfortably and luxuriously in the comfort of his
own home in the good ol' U.S.A! Damn chickeninja- all ready with the big talk about assassinating Venezuelan Presidents and the like, but I don't see him volunteering to land on the roof of the Presidential Palace at night, rapel down to Chavez's window, break in, and actually put his money where his mouth is! :shrug:

("chickeninja"? or "chickenssassin" maybe? We need a new word for this people!)


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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 09:55 PM
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8. Giggling over all the newcomers to his ministry because of what
he said. It's all about money for Pat.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 10:02 PM
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9. Shedding his skin? Eating live rodents?
(No offense to actual snakes intended.)

Tucker
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AnnieBW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-23-05 10:08 PM
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10. He's up to
his neck in dren, and it keeps rising... :D

Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. Now EVERYBODY in America knows what a nutjob he is. Hey, Pat... Go out to the monument of the 10 Commandments that you fought to put on the courthouse steps and read #6.

"THOU SHALT NOT KILL"

At least, I think it was #6. I'm a little rusty on my commandments.
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