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Wed Aug-24-05 01:12 AM
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BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS |
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BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS
Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush; he has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on.
I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool; There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool? The lies keep piling on.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! His wreckage will live on.
I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir; As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air? The surplus is now gone.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Your safety net is gone!
Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state; Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait; When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate." Diplomacy is done!
Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds; Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds; Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds; The Doofus marches on!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON
(thank you to my brother for forwarding to me)
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:16 AM
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1. L-O-V-E IT! Thanks. n/t |
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:22 AM
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3. APPLAUSE! That's really great :) |
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:yourock:
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Remember Fallujah
Bush to The Hague!
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:28 AM
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:applause: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :applause:
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:38 AM
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5. lol You are all most welcome. I needed |
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the laugh.
Anyone who is going to be up or gets up early... would someone please keep it bumped?
Or copy it and start another thread in the morning?
I've already sent it off to a bunch of people. I am curious how long it will take for someone I have not sent it to, to send it to me.
Thanks! for being you and being here and Skinner et al. I would have gone nuts without all of you.
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Wed Aug-24-05 01:56 AM
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And singable with difficulty!
(the chorus curses the lyricist for "billionaire's lone heir" and "prostrate state") :)
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Wed Aug-24-05 05:48 AM
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exactly the same place I bobbled the lyrics!
(images of thousands singing to their screens)
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Wed Aug-24-05 02:03 AM
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7. I think I need to join that account... |
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...where DU'ers replace keyboards after explosions of soda from sudden, hilarious humor!
Priceless. :toast:
~~AA~~
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Wed Aug-24-05 05:46 AM
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Wed Aug-24-05 05:53 AM
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That would be #1 in a week now!
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Wed Aug-24-05 06:21 AM
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13. Wow that song was amazing. |
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Who sang the original version of this song "Glory Glory Halleluja" anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Wed Aug-24-05 06:22 AM
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Wed Aug-24-05 06:58 AM
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Just love this kind of parody! Bravo to whoever did it--it scans really well. Will forward to family Repubs. :applause:
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Wed Aug-24-05 07:01 AM
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Wed Aug-24-05 07:29 AM
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17. Exxxxxxcellent. I'm saving it, just in case I get another RW email |
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and need a good comeback...
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Wed Aug-24-05 07:33 AM
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18. That is hilarious! But true. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:30 AM
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I may try to sing that over the intercom system at work if there is a moment with just the right employees in the bldg and no clients :)
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:40 AM
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:43 AM
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22. I just sang a few verses to my husband. |
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He snorted milk out his nose. :evilgrin: Good job to whomever wrote this and thanks for posting it!
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:44 AM
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:02 AM
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24. Five out of five pretzels! |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 10:03 AM by Gregorian
Brilliant.
edit- I had to edit THIS?! Help me.
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:05 AM
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"The Doofus marches on" :rofl:
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Wed Aug-24-05 03:08 PM
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27. BWAAAHHH-HAHAHA-HAAAAHH! |
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OMG! Just GOTTA LOVE IT!!! :rofl: KICKED AND NOMMED! d
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:30 PM
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29. Heheheheh! One more reason to love poetry & music! |
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Especially when it's this funny.
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