Oh Goody! Just what we need. Another Hurricane!

[Dr.Phool]

Katrina is now forecast to become a Cat 1 Hurricane before it makes landfall in South Florida Friday morning.

[steve2470]

1. Oh goody. I'm not going to watch local TV

Local TV news about hurricanes drives me batty.

[SteppingRazor]

2. Right! I live in Fort Lauderdale...

and I'm buying rum and ammunition on the way home from work today...I will be ready. :evilgrin:

[unhappycamper]

3. You gonna shoot that thar hurricane down?

Can you take pics?

[SteppingRazor]

5. Nah, looters man! Good God, does no one remember Andrew?

And, sweet Jesus, isn't today the 13th anniversary of that storm -- TO THE DAY?

Bad mojo, man. Me and my liquor and guns and unmentionables are boarding ourselves up and getting weird for the next few days.

[unhappycamper]

10. I figured it was something like that, but my

wiseass gene kicked in & I couldn't resist. Here's hoping you get missed.

[Dr.Phool]

7. I'm stocking up on Stoli.

And I'll tell my wife to wake me when it's over. The doctor gave me a prescription for hillbilly heroin today for my back. I've never had it before, so if i start acting like Rush Limpballs, please feel free to use some of that ammo on me.

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Damn that Karl Rove!

Another distraction to keep the Sheeple® ignorant of the atrocious behavior of the Bush administration.

--p!

[Neocondriac]

9. C'mon

This looks more like the handiwork of Ken Melman. That sinister fruity bastard.

[dogday]

6. I forgot, does having a Cat 1 storm merrit the

national news. Are we going all day on tv watching the same freaking sign blow around the road? I sure hope not. ...

[ernstbass]

8. Take a lesson from Pat Roberston

If you pray hard enough you can turn the hurricane away from you - after all he said it worked for him!!:sarcasm: