OK Freeps, I confess...

[walldude]

I love terrorists, they are so cool...
I hate America, Imperialist scum.
I'm a Commie
The ACLU is a commie organization
Move-On is full of shit.
Cindy Sheehan is just a pawn of the Liberal Elite
The War in Iraq ROCKS. Shock and Awe was the coolest thing I ever saw
Iraqi Women don't need to be voting, thats so 21st century
Rush Limbaugh is a hilarious satirist
Bill O'Reilly never spins anything.
Fox and Newsmax are the most accurate news sources on the planet.
Who better to set our Energy policy then Enron and Halliburton execs.
I'm just a hippie, with maggots in my hair
I don't support our troops
Abu Grhaib was just a college prank.
We should give up our freedoms to be safe from Terrorists.
George W. Bush is the greatest President ever...

C'mon DU I know I left a lot out confess your "sins"

[JimmyJazz]

1. You didn't mention that you think Michael Moore is God.

:)

[Jara sang]

2. You left out your advocacy for mandatory abortions

[gratuitous]

Whether you're pregnant or not!

;)

[Minnesota_Lib]

16. Whether you are male or female!!!!

[Minnesota_Lib]

3. The only reason I want our troops to come home is that....

...I want someone to spit on. ;)

[salinen]

4. You've finally come to your senses

better late than never.

[cosmik debris]

5. You completely left out your hatred of God

And all thing Holy.

[Why Syzygy]

6. You sure

you're on the right board? That stuff is spooky.

[sui generis]

7. I did the nasty with GWB in the Lincoln Bedroom

ewwww. I'll be back, looking for some antibiotic to spray on my monitor and keyboard, eww, ick (hc hchhhchhccch hccccchchccccc BREAKING: sui has emergency hairball at work.)

[jedicord]

8. I want to be laid off so I can live off the government tit...

[Wickerman]

We really DO want your guns - all of them!

[walldude]

9. See, I knew you guys could help me out.... n/t

[BOSSHOG]

10. I think the constitution should be used as a weapon

[leeroysphitz]

11. ADMITING all this is the first step...

on the road to being an asshole. :)

[maxsolomon]

12. you covered them all!

wait... god & allah are NOT THE SAME DIETY!

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. You forgot Club Gitmo, a paradise, gourmet meals, fun in the sun.

:woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. College Republicans are noble and we should support their

Keggers for Freedom, and ignore that they refuse to serve in a war they cheer on from a distance.

Shame on us.

[Window]

15. George W. Bush is the greatest President ever...

and he won both elections fair and square!

[NoPasaran]

17. Military service should be limited to the poor and minorites

Well-off white Republican youth are better suited for partying and fighting the culture war here in the homeland.

[kiki]

18. I confess, I only hate Bush because

I'm jealous that I'm a liberal pipsqueak and he's such a strapping, toned, humungous-packaged, eloquent, statesman-like, superhumanly intelligent Adonis of a man.

I have a boner for Bush right now. In a totally non-gay way, of course.