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Wed Aug-24-05 08:39 PM
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What jobs would you want Bush and Co. to be forced to have? |
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For the REST of their lives? Occupations appropriate for them.
Bush: French-fry man at BK
Cheney: The assistant-manager at that BK (he barks orders at Bush, but has orders barked at himself by the manager)
Jeb Bush: Janitor at a brain-injury rehab center
DeLay: worker at a cockroach lab
Rove: free-lance pharmaceutical industry human guinea pig
Sean Hannity: ticket-taker at any movie theater
Condi Rice: cashier at the movie theater
Rush Limbaugh: Demonstration volunteer for a medical school lecturer (ie. like the old guy in "Young Frankenstein")
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:41 PM
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Cleaning bed pans at VA hospitals
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:42 PM
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4. I was just going to say... |
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have all of them be physical therapists and work with the thousands of soldiers that they mamed with their illegal war...
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:43 PM
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5. Great minds think alike! |
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and evidently at the same moment!
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:48 PM
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14. PERFECT!!! There could not be better karma for them. |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 08:48 PM by BrklynLiberal
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:42 PM
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2. BushCo cleaning bedpans at a VA Hospital.... |
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so the devastated lives of our injured troops will haunt him FOREVER!
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:42 PM
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3. Breaking rocks in the hot sun. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:44 PM
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7. that's the sound of the men/working on the chain/gang |
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forgot the exact name of the song.
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Thu Aug-25-05 05:26 AM
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34. That's the name o' dat tune. |
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Also -I fought the law (and the law won)
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:44 PM
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6. Working in a stockyard cleaning up BS |
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Since they seem to know so much about BS it would suit them perfectly.
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:45 PM
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8. Here are some ideas off the top of my head: |
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*: Gravedigger Cheney: oil-spill cleaner Rumsfeld: bullet-proof vest tester Rice: court reporter Rove: Doorman for the Watergate apartments Mehlman/McClellan: Cleaning crew members for a gay nightclub Hannity: Bungee-cord tester Limbaugh: Cleaning crew member for a proctology practice DeLay: Factory worker for a Marianas clothing mfr. Jeb: bedpan duty at a Florida nursing home
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:08 PM
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21. you have a good sense of poetic justice! n/t |
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:03 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 10:04 PM by Roland99
Here's a bonus one:
Ashcroft: Mortician (since he lost to a dead man ;) )
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:13 PM
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24. Bullet proof vest tester! |
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:45 PM
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9. I would like for them to |
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have my job....I clean houses for rich people and I clean my church. If I can't have that, then I would love for them to have to pick up dog poop in my back yard. I have two German Shepherds.
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:49 PM
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Or be forced to walk your German Shepherds -- wearing garbage man or mailman uniforms.
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:47 PM
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10. liscense plate makers the lot of them |
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:48 PM
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12. Mucking out toilets at the Hague! |
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:48 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 08:49 PM by calipendence
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:50 PM
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All of them............BRING IT ON!
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:52 PM
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17. Naw, I think they deserve to still have higher jobs like they do now. |
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EXCEPT not here in the US. I think Shrub should take over as Pres of Iraq. Cheney can still be his VP and all the rest can join them. They keep saying they're building this great country over there, so I say let them enjoy the fruits of their ambitions.
Now, you gotta remember, US military won't be there anymore, so the Iraqi's will have to be their security guys, and all those thankful Itaqi people...I'm sure they'll treat this crowd just as they deserve to be treated.
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:56 PM
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Open work sites by 6:45 am. Deal with a very rich boss who looks upon all subcontractors as his personal workers, also all crew works as his also. (my ac is not working, pull a sub and get it fixed). Become tri lingual(you should be able to use some basic Romanian, Croatian, Spanish and Russian) so you can communicate to both the eastern European workers and the Latinos, as it will be your responsibility to explain to them how to install, move, paint, plaster an object. Don't forget to keep all servers and workstations up and running. Answer the phone when the receptionist is not at work. Fill out all construction purchase order requests, oh and be sure to always get the lowest price. Bid out all construction jobs. Oh and of course you will always be the one who gets stuck till site closing when its convenient for someone else. In other words butt monkey for a small company. Or to put it simply, work your butt off in a bad economy putting up with a ton of crap because its HARD WORK to find a job.
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Wed Aug-24-05 08:58 PM
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19. Clean toilets at Wal-Mart for all. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:07 PM
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20. Patrolling Iraq in unarmored Humvees. eom |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 09:08 PM by SofaKingLiberal
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:08 PM
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Ball (as in scrotum) washers...a Lewis Black bit :bounce:
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:11 PM
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23. Milking male horses ... |
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... while pickles watches.
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:13 PM
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25. I think the Idea here is to pick a job they wouldn't enjoy. |
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Wed Aug-24-05 09:26 PM
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26. C'mon! At least *one* of 'em *has* to work at Wal-Mart |
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Please?
Pretty please?
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:10 PM
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29. NO! Wal-Mart is too good for them. |
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Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 10:11 PM by SofaKingLiberal
They can work at one of the slave factories in China where Wal-Mart buys goods.
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:10 PM
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And the job would be gathering shopping carts from the parking lot!
:rofl:
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:13 PM
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in a maximum security prison for the rest of their sentence of one consecutive life sentence each for every one of our military that has died because of their disgusting invasion
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:16 PM
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32. I was thinking bedpan cleaner for the wounded GIs |
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Wed Aug-24-05 10:22 PM
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Croatoan (for those who don't know read up on Roanoke Island)
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