Bush, Cheney, and the Neocons would like to thank the terrorists for 9/11

[kentuck]

Thank you for opening the door for us. We wanted an excuse to come into your land and take your oil and build military bases. Thank you very much, you stupid assholes. We are now closing about 17 bases in America so we can build 14 bases in Iraq. Most of those will be in the northern and southern regions of your country - close to the oil wells. You morons thought you were doing something grand, didn't you? All you did was give us an excuse to come in and take over the only thing you had that was worth a damn - your oil. So, just to let you know, we are never leaving. It doesn't matter if the Democrats regain power. We are there to stay. Thanks again for your assistance.

[European Socialist]

True, And wouldn't it be something if the U.S. invited them to 9/11.

[shaniqua6392]

1. That was an awesome post.

You need to create one from Bush to the losers that voted for him!!! With your creativity, I am certain that you could come up with a great one....Thanks for the laugh-I really needed it today!!

[kentuck]

2. "I would like to thank all the patriots that voted for me"

Sometimes I feel guilty because you all are so stupid. If you looked up to the sky and a bird shit in your eye, you would swear it was manna. A chicken has a brain this big (putting his first finger and his thumb into a circle) and it has the sense to get outta the rain. But you people are dumber than a sack full of hammers. I cry myself to sleep at night laughing so hard at your ignorance. But, thanks for standing up for me no matter how much I lie."