Pat Boone?? Fucking Pat Boone? Is that all the RNC has?

[CatWoman]

Pat Fucking Boone???

I read in another thread in LBN that he was on CNN trashing Cindy.

Pat Fucking BOONE????

:nuke:

I need a nap.

[bballny]

1. If htey could

they would get Roy Rogers

[CatWoman]

3. fuck

let's dig up Trigger while were at it :eyes:

[terrya]

8. Hell, they probably wish they could re-animate John Wayne. n/t

[az chela]

33. Arrested

Pat Boone who lives in Phoenix ,AZ was arrested over a year ago for drunk driving and you should have seen the picture of him when he appeared before the judge still hung over.SCARY !!!
He paid a big fine and had to do community service.Such a good old christian boy

[Generic Other]

42. I remember he lived next door to Ozzy Osborne for awhile

So he moved to Arizona to get away from those crazy Hollywood types?

He really never had a career. He was the one who re-recorded all the hits of black artists like Little Richard, so the music could be marketed to white teenagers.

He was so clean cut. A 50's heart throb. Yuck. The kind of guy your mom would like you to date.

[SammyWinstonJack]

41. Clint Black, he's already on board and he looks

like Roy Rogers.

[Dr Fate]

2. He has not had a hit record in about 80 years.

That's about all we need to know about him.

[CatWoman]

7. wonder if he still wears those ugly ass white shoes?

[Dr Fate]

14. That's right- "white buckskins" are his trademark.

I remember when "bucks" came back in the late '80s too- terrible.

[ironman202]

22. Didn't he release a heavy metal cover album with him decked out

in black Judas Priest leather a few years ago?

[Dr Fate]

27. Sure- but I doubt it was a hit in any real sense.

At least I never heard it on the radio.

It was a novelty item at best.

[C_U_L8R]

44. I thought he was dead

[marmar]

4. They're more desperate than I thought...

That is pretty pathetic. A D-list celebrity!?!

[steve2470]

Maybe he'll sing her a song and make her run screaming

:-)

[CatWoman]

10. *spit*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that was water, btw :D

[steve2470]

19. Glad ya liked that one

Hmm, lemme think of another one :-)

[KamaAina]

5. He's not really trashing Cindy

he's just ripping off some black artists who are trashing Cindy :evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You sure know your Pat Boone!

[GreenArrow]

6. Pat Fucking Boone

[CatWoman]

12. wonder who else bought that album

besides him mom and wife?

[Zen Democrat]

9. They'll have Wayne Newton next.

[CatWoman]

16. Long as he doesn't sing

Danke Shoen!!!

How the fuck can some make a hit record out of a mispronounced German greeting???

[Tammie]

43. Thanks for putting that song in my head

:puke:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Naw the Rethugs need a nap

of the Rip vanWinkle variety.

[flakey_foont]

13. what about Rose Marie? Jerry Van Dyke?

the Maytag Repair Man? Madge, the hairdresser?

[Dr Fate]

21. Art Linkletter- "Protesters do the Darndest Things!"

n/t

[Sequoia]

32. I'm not allowed to laugh at work!

Pat Goon, Mr. Cross and Switchblade. Talk about a really awful movie.

[CatWoman]

24. goddammit STOP IT

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cha]

15. I like to go back in time

..like "Back to the Future" and burn all his records!!

How dare he as a so called Christian have anything but the Highest R E S P E C T for a mother who lost her child in Iraq???

[dogday]

17. Was he wearing his black leather biker outfit

what a waist product...

[Walt Starr]

18. They aren't even trying to fight for the center any more

Calling out Pat boone to be an attack dog against a Gold Star Mom is just gristle for the grill to keep their hardcore base from jumping ship.

Unfortunately for these bastards, their hardcore base is a greedy lot so they'll be jumpiong ship over gas prices.

[bahrbearian]

20. And who ever said he "was" a nice guy?

[KittyWampus]

23. maybe lawrence welk, but he's dead (i think)

[CatWoman]

28. YOU PEOPLE ARE KILLING ME!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

45. LMFAO!!! yup he died cryingshame!! nt

[smoogatz]

25. Lordy. It IS deja vu all over again.

They trotted out Pat Boone during Vietnam, too. He was greeted with considerable derision, I might add.

[walldude]

39. Proof that they are insane

"Hey it didn't work during Vietnam so lets try it again" The very definition of insanity, keep trying the same shit and expect different results.

[madaboutharry]

26. Pat Boone went on televison

during the "red scare" with a bunch of his kids and said "I would rather see them dead than red." He has always been a nutjob.

[steve2470]

29. Maybe they could get Michael Jackson to trash her too

ok, I'm reaching here :-)

[tabasco]

30. In which branch of the service did Mr. Pro-war Pussy serve ?

Can you imagine if these pro-war fucktards ever had to serve in the military? They would surrender at the first loud noise!

[DBoon]

31. Will they trot out Alice Cooper next? Ted Nugent?

any other has-beens they can get?

[Dr Fate]

36. How about Kirk "Mike Ceaver" Cameron?

???

[steve2470]

34. Don Ho is next up, Mehlman just called me

:evilgrin:

[rniel]

35. I guess they'll send Joe Lieberman in next n/m

n/m

[TlalocW]

37. Republican thought process

Possibile thought processes that show how out of touch republicans are:

The republican senators and congress-critters were thinking, "Hey, great, Pat Boone is speaking out. Kids today sure do love their rock and roll music. Probably like listening to it while playing with their hula-hoops. This will help get the youth of the nation behind the war effort."

Pat Boone was thinking, "Hey, I'm still relevant. People will listen to me."

The young freepers are thinking, "Holy shit... the best they could find was Pat Boone? Well, I guess I need to get out there on the message boards and talk about what a great national hero and cool guy he is."

TlalocW

[SalmonChantedEvening]

38. Dern Hollywood types.

Who said they had anything of importance to add?

Shut up n Sing Pat!!


:evilgrin:

[longship]

40. He's one of those rapture rightists.

Lunatic xtian reactionary probably believes that Bandar Boosh is God's gift to the world. Well, considering all the war, blight, and other crap this guy has gotten us into, one has to wonder, how exactly delusional are these people?

One head exploder after another.