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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:12 PM
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Hey guys, I wanna take a vacation. Would ya'll chip in for a private jet,
a posse, and all my expenses?

Oh, I need it to be for a month and I just want to go to places where people like me. And everything has to be beyond first class, okay?

Come on, you did it for Dim Son!

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Chocolatebison Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:14 PM
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1. It would be done for any president
Edited on Thu Aug-25-05 06:15 PM by Chocolatebison
The corporate whores will try to bribe any president.


The difference is the Democrats would and will reject any such bribe attempt.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:15 PM
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2. Maybe, but we're the ones footing this bill.
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Chocolatebison Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:16 PM
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3. And it pisses me off
n/t
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:17 PM
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4. I'd rather do it for you than for this bozo. n/t
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:19 PM
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5. Bush's answer to high gas prices for consumers: "Let them burn jet fuel"
Bush uses Air Force One like his own SUV.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:27 PM
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10. I remember when Papa Bush was Pres and on vacation guzzled gas
with his Cigarette Boat, people were Very Pissed off. Where is their outrage now????
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evilqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:19 PM
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6. if you promise to reallocate defense funds to help veterans
I'll be glad to send you on that vacation
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:22 PM
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8. Sure, just send me an email. For an extra week of Vacation, I'll bring
Edited on Thu Aug-25-05 06:23 PM by Tom Yossarian Joad
the troops home in time for Thanksgiving Dinner as well!

I think I'll run for Ruler of The World. This might be fun.
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evilqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:25 PM
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9. oooo... bonus - Ruler of the World
But I'm still the Evil Queen

(I -must- be evil, since I'm diametrically opposed to Bush and his policies!)
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:27 PM
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11. And I'll change my name to Ming!
Bwaaaa-hahahaha!

Mine! All Mine!

I must stop to design my NEW RULES!
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:20 PM
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7. Sure, just use my tax money.
At least it would be used by someone I don't fucking loathe.
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:31 PM
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12. first you must get 1,800 people killed.
then we'll talk...... ;)
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:33 PM
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13. Naaaah. Can't do that. How about I save countless thousands instead?
Would that work?
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-25-05 06:35 PM
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14. no, you are too nice!
our prezident is setting a fine example of work balanced with play. follow it. :rofl:
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