Plaid Adder
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Wed Oct-01-03 10:39 AM
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New Fox Reality TV show: Rove At Guantanamo! |
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When a high-level political operative commits an act of treason by revealing the name of a CIA undercover agent, he's declared an enemy combatant, and hilarity ensues! Watch Rove struggle to survive in the tough and gritty world of Camp X-Ray! The pilot episode includes a smorgasbord of goodies:
* Rove discovers his cell phone won't work from Guantanamo Bay, and tries in vain to convince the authorities to let him make a phone call! "What, you mean I can't even call my lawyer? My family? Domino's Pizza? *Nothing?*" "Mr. Rove, what part of 'disappeared' do you not understand?"
* A desperate Rove struggles to persuade a team of tazer-wielding CIA agents that he has no ties to Al-Qaeda. "Oh really?" *bzzt!* "Then how come you go all twitchy and frothy like that whenever I say 'Osama'?" *bzzt!*
* Finally breaking, Rove cries out, "I'm an American citizen! I have rights!" only to be met by gales of derisive laughter.
Tune in next week for the special Cafe X-Ray episode, as Rove struggles with Guantanamo's inimitable version of haute cuisine! "More Freedom Slugs, Mr. Rove?"
How you do YOU like it, punk,
The Plaid Adder
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aquart
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Wed Oct-01-03 10:44 AM
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1. I don't normally watch "reality" shows. |
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but I'd make an exception for this.
Could we possibly include elements of "Fear Factor"?
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Wed Oct-01-03 03:37 PM
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2. No, too weak on the characterization. |
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We need a stronger cast around Rove -- maybe his buddies Dick & Dubya.
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Mon May 06th 2024, 08:49 AM
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