Right Wing Fairytales

[stepnw1f]

Ted Kennedy murdered a girl
Clinton murdered somebody
Jimmy Carter always wanted to kill somebody
Liberal Media
Democrats are communists
big government
death tax
WMD
The Rich pay for everything
Republicans are pro-American
The Military is Republican
Iranian Nukes
Won both elections
elections are transparent
killing people is good
fetuses are more important than people
over population is a good thing
global warming is a conspiracy theory
sexuality is contagious
Bush has brains
The Right is Right
They Believe in God

add on...

[expatriot]

1. ACLU is anti-religion, wants to remove crosses from fed. cemetaries, etc.

nt

[tulsakatz]

2. compassionate conservative

I've never seen a group that is less compassionate!!

[evilqueen]

3. Activist Judges

The Insurgency is in its Last Throes
Outsourcing is Good
Workers don't need unions, they can negotiate one at a time.
Clear Skies Initiative
The economy is doing great!
Bush never told a lie.
Iraq is not a quagmire.
The Nazis were left-wing.
Anyone who uses the word "neocon" is anti-Semitic.
Ann Coulter is hot. (*gag*)

[stepnw1f]

4. Anymore Out There?

How about:

Republicans are Conservative