My Challenge To Ann Coulter

[Chichiri]

Ann Coulter recently said that New Yorkers "would immediately surrender" if attacked by terrorists. (cf. Hannity and Colmes, August 25th, 2005.)

My challenge to Ann: Go to New York, dress up as a terrorist, and attack five New Yorkers at random.

I dare you to do this. I double dare you. In fact, I triple dog dare you.

In fact, you know what? I will PAY you to do this.

Honest to God, I will pay a hundred dollars to you (or, if necessary, your next of kin) to do this. I'm sure my fellow DUers will be willing to pledge a few bucks of their own -- we can easily get this into the thousands, if we really want to.

What do you say, Ann? Money to you, glory to your cause, and humiliation of the liberals, all for a few minutes' work. Let's see if you have the guts to back up your rhetoric.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. Ann, I will buy you a gallon of gas if you do that!

And who knows how much that will cost soon!

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. She shouldn't have to dress up or attack anyone

I dare her to call a New Yorker a coward to their face.

[jmm]

3. She wouldn't last unscathed

a night in some parts of New York dressed as herself let alone a terrorist.

[Faygo Kid]

4. She would run into a crack dealer, and be waylaid.

If she doesn't have a substance abuse problem - probably booze - I am a Cardinal in the Catholic Church.

[shaniqua6392]

5. She is a lying snake.

I have to turn her off any time I see her on television because I just get a strong urge to stuff a pair of dirty sweat socks in her mouth!

[Beaver Tail]

6. She really does have this uncanny ability

to piss off millions of people in 1 shot

51 million and counting


Canada - 32 Million
New York - 18 Million


What other large population has she pissed off?

[CTyankee]

7. Boney Maroney is a friggin' coward

all talk and no action there. What a joke!

[achtung_circus]

8. Ever since I found this image I am posting it everywhere.

Is your skank radar working?

[PatrioticLeftie]

9. I'd pay her just to go up to five New Yorkers

And call them cowards to their face

[Lefty48197]

10. You been TRIPLE DOG DARED

coulter. what u gonna do?

[Arkana]

11. Oh, my God.

I would sell tickets--and I'd make an absolute fortune doing it. Ann would spend a LOT of time in rehab--that's if she was still alive by the end of it.

[CityDem]

12. Another challenge

I challenge Ann Coulter to start dressing is men's clothing.

[Cleita]

13. Why would Annie Fanny want to meet your challenge

when she is making a living pissing you off?

[Stephanie]

14. Hell, Ann, come to New York and attack ME

Come on, I double dare you! I will KICK YOUR ASS, you chain-smoking, chardonnay swilling, loud mouth COWARD.

[DanCa]

15. Go get her stephanie

my mama never said to hit a woman. DOes coulter count?

[Stephanie]

16. Stand aside, Dan - she's MINE

I will whup her. I have never been in a fight in my life but I know I can take her.

[DanCa]

17. Stephanie's ducthess of the world

You hear that Ann she's a baddd woman a badd womman. She's dutchess of the world. I really got to stop watching espn classics ali's greatest fights

[katinmn]

18. I dare her to show her scrawny self in Times Square

I don't think the Coultergeist is welcome in New York anymore.

[NoSheep]

19. She'd be mistaken for a drag queen. I like drag queens, don't get me wrong

:+

[renie408]

20. OMG!! I just blew iced tea out my nose!!

WOW!! Is that uncomfortable!! And now my keyboard is gross.

But DAMN that was funny!

[Imagevision]

21. Coulter should fight for gay-marriage rights - no man would want her

Ann Coulter & Laura Ingrahm make a nice S&M couple.

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