Will the Repukes blame President Clinton for Hurricane Katrina?

[...of J.Temperance]

You KNOW they blame him for EVERYTHING, including the sinking of the Titanic AND the Black Plague.

So will it be the MIGHTY Clenis' fault if Katrina hits at Category 5?


I RARELY go to church, but I went this morning and I said a prayer for New Orleans and her people, members of my own family have been evacuating, so I hope EVERYONE who can gets out to someplace safer.

For those who can't get out, for one reason or another, Good Luck, God Bless and Godspeed, you're in my thoughts and in my prayers.

[Faygo Kid]

1. No - We are already blamed on FR. Check it out.

Our criticism here of GWB for continuing his vacation in light of Katrina has been twisted into blaming him for the hurricane. OK, Freepers, these frequent and powerful hurricanes may have something to do with global warming, a concept you put on the same acceptance level as, say, evolution.

[DIKB]

4. I've tried explaining the possible

ramifications of global warming on the world environment, and it just doesn't seem to sink in. I think the recent tsunami was a result of global warming. All those millions of gallons on the equator (given the elliptical form of the planet) if added to, puts MAJOR strain on the tectonic plates in the ocean.

[Carni]

5. How can he NOT be partially blamed for the hurricane?

He is directly at least partially responsible for global warming via his shitty policies and he sure as hell is guilty of having the National guard primarily all stationed in Iraq instead of HERE defending the HOMELAND.

[...of J.Temperance]

6. Can I take a pass on "checking it out"?

They just make you feel dirty...and feel dirty in the WRONG way.

I'm getting very worried, I've avoided even READING any of the Katrina threads because it's too scary a concept to even get one's head around.

Who cares what the Freeper nutjobs think anyhow, they are collectively batshit crazy and therefore EVERYONE should just ignore them.

[durablend]

2. "Clinton must be waving the 'magic schlong' again"

You know what trouble THAT causes

:sarcasm:

[...of J.Temperance]

3. Ha! All hail the MIGHTY schlong :) n/t

[JamesTee]

7. No joke...

I heard some jerk on a local right-wing talk show ask the host "where were all the environmentalists to warn us about global warming?" If I could only reach my arms through the airwaves and choke this idiot... :nuke: They may blame Clinton because he had no long-term plan to reverse the global warming that is creating these mega storms.

[...of J.Temperance]

8. If ONLY we could transform into 'Inspector Gadget'

Then I think we'd all take immense satisfaction from choking all of the asshole Bushbots.

They're SO pathetic, it's almost overwhelming.

[JamesTee]

9. Well...

when the shit hits the proverbial fan from republican foreign and domestic policy, they will have to blame liberals. They are doing it now. Have the hardline right-wingers ever taken responsibility for anything they do that gets fucked up?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Beware the Clenis!

And it's mighty weather vein.


:silly:

[...of J.Temperance]

11. Oh that was VERY good! Can I use that punchline in my routine? :) n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. I will consider the joke stolen...

Proudly :D

[...of J.Temperance]

13. Fab! I'll be calling my agent in the morning ;)

I'll credit you and give you a percentage of my earnings of course :)

I WAS going to say "I'll give you a cut", however considering we're talking of clenis', well, that MIGHT have been a bit risque. Ahem.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Indeed.

Nothing worse than a foreskin conclusegone, err I mean umm, thanks for the money?

;)

[...of J.Temperance]

15. Well yeah, and I'm NOT personally qualified to "give you a cut"

I wouldn't want it to go wrong and the ENTIRE schlong to fall off, now would I? :bounce:

In NO time, the check'll be in the mail ;)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. If the Clenis can cause a hurricane...

Then surely it has rejuvenatory powers!!

:D

[...of J.Temperance]

17. True true

We're in AWE of the clenis, it's powers are just plain LIMITLESS...very soon medical journals around the globe will be reporting:

"Cure for cancer found, thanks to The Mighty Clenis!"

"AIDS cure found, after extensive tests on The Clenis!"

"Stem Cells from The Clenis can cure ALL known worldwide childhood illnesses!"

"No more West Nile Disease, thanks to The Mighty Clenis!"

So, ya see, rejuvenatory...that's NO problem. ;)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Clenis gives life to Pravda-like fake news channel!! n/t

[...of J.Temperance]

20. Ha! Oh the opportunities are ENDLESS :) n/t

[Roland99]

18. Why not? Plenty up here seem to be blaming * for it.

:eyes: