PUDGE Says He's Our National HEART

[UTUSN]

He says the Video awards are being just SILLY, while HE is the ONLY one in the world who FEELS for NOLA. "MTV at its lowest, Viacom at its lowest. Hope Mariah slips and falls out of her dress."

Yes, people, Matt PUDGE is the HEART of the nation.

[tjdee]

1. The president is on VACATION and Drudge is slagging MTV?

Being a Republican, he should understand the money at stake here. MTV, and more importantly, MTV's advertisers, had a show to put on. And they did it.

Meanwhile, our fearless "leader" might be watching the show for all we know, scratching his ass in Texas.

So....who cares, Matt, who cares.

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2. what? was drudge on mtv?

[UTUSN]

3. No, He's on AM Radio on Sunday Nights n/t

[acmavm]

4. Then we need a frigging transplant.

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[ordinaryaveragegirl]

5. Heart of Stone, that is

I'm sure he'd enjoy seeing Mariah fall out of her dress. Not that she usually doesn't...

[UTUSN]

6. PUDGE Wishes He Had a Dress to Fall Out of, Too, & Prolly DOES

Not that Dan COULTER can fall out of anything.

[Somawas]

7. Drudge is an anal gland. Not significant enough to be an

asshole. Those serve a useful purpose. Just a smelly little anal gland.

[UTUSN]

9. Any Minute Now: (Deep voice) "Hi, Matt" (a "caller") n/t

[gorrister]

8. he's such a pompous ass

99% of the time he talks about the entertainment industry. So tonight he decides to talk about Katrina and all of sudden he's the conscience of America. He also keeps contradicting himself, first saying the media doesn't seem to care about the story, then saying they're hyping it too much (in terms of the damage it may cause). Whatta putz.

[mitchum]

10. I hope that bastard gets lucky...

and chokes on it

[UTUSN]

11. So Much Dripping Irony

He asked, rhetorically, whether Shrub could have done more, then said, "You KNOW he will be blamed, one way or another." Oh, like CLENIS?----PUDGE???????

Fade out to Sunday brunch piano bar music.