Bush Is God

[itaintoveryet]

i saw where some of the pro-war activists were carrying such signs stating that Bush is God. since, i am not a Christian - does Christian Theology teach that God is a semi-literate, Chimpanzee ???

[corkhead]

1. I don't believe in god n/t

[Tyranny_R_US]

20. ...okay

[DoYouEverWonder]

2. According to the Baltimore Catachism

God is in you and god is in me. I suppose that means god is somewhere in George Bush too, but I think he exited the building with Elvis.

[0rganism]

10. "If God is everywhere, is he in the toilet?"

(credits to Bongo/Matt Groening for that one)

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. Sometimes

but that's just because I believe god is light. Nothing more, nothing less and sometimes the light does shine on my toilet bowl with I leave the lid up.

[Jack from Charlotte]

25. Therefore Bush is Clapton?*

[BlueJac]

3. To funny

:rofl:

[Initech]

4. Some Christians also believe that Bush was appointed by god.

As evidenced by a group calling themselves the Presidential Prayer Team. :puke:

[evil eggplant]

5. No, you have it wrong

God is a caucasian male. Blond hair, blue eyes. Just like his Son.

[virgdem]

6. Really, ...

that must be news to God! Bet He's very surprised!

[Sparkly]

7. So if people who follow Christ are Christians...

what do you call people who worship and adore Chimpy? There should be another name for them.

[itaintoveryet]

9. perhaps

Chimpians ?

[C_U_L8R]

16. chimpanzees ??

[txaslftist]

8. It's the new theology of the quadrune god:

father, son, holy ghost, holy sh*t.

[sinkingfeeling]

18. LOL!! That's great!!

[flakey_foont]

11. Bush is a dog, you say?

[msrbly]

12. 10 Commandments . . .

Exodus 20:1 - 17
1st Commandment: I am the Lord your God; you shall have no other gods before me.

2nd Commandment: You shall not worship idols.

Those two pretty much rule out any chance that either Bush is God or that God anointed him his human replacement.

[msrbly]

13. 10 Commandments . . .

Exodus 20:1 - 17
1st Commandment: I am the Lord your God; you shall have no other gods before me.

2nd Commandment: You shall not worship idols.

Those two pretty much rule out any chance that either Bush is God or that God anointed him his human replacement.

[raysr]

14. Bush is GOD-DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!

[ContraBass Black]

15. Blasphemy!

:nuke:

[superconnected]

17. that's really weird.

Bush and his followers have a new from of chrsitianity. It has nothing to do with the bible.

And it's hard to believe, but it's scarier.

[Javaman]

19. I think Eric Clapton would have a few words about that!

[Walt Starr]

21. I'd like to see a photo of such a sign

Please, nothing would work more in our favor than a copy of such a sign. Please post a link to the pictures!

[faithfulcitizen]

23. One Nation Under George

I've always thought this would make a great bumper sticker!

[gatorboy]

24. That would make him the "Golden Calf."

Seriously, did these "Christians" sleep through the Moses stories during Sunday school?

When Bush is around, be on the lookout for lightning bolts.

[Hubert Flottz]

26. What they meant was...

Bush's mommy looks older than God!

[Fleshdancer]

27. Well if God's best cronies are in Saudi, then why the hatred toward Islam?

*sigh* Fortunately for me, I'm Athiest. If I believed in God, this thread would freak me the hell out. ;)

[Walt Starr]

28. Again, where is a link to photos of these alleged signs

Wjhen I see it, I'll believe it.

Right now, it's looking like this is a bullshit claim.

[More Than A Feeling]

29. Republican theology...

Bush v. God. Who wins? Trick question, Bush is God!