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beetbox Donating Member (428 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 11:09 PM
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Theocracy Alert: Listen Up You Apostles of Perpetual Psychosis
Thought some folks might want to gaze upon this.


Theocracy Alert

Listen up, you Christo-Fascist bullies, you Apostles of Perpetual Psychosis, it's high time somebody called you out

By Phil Rockstroh
Online Journal Contributing Writer

August 26, 2005—Listen up, Reverend Robertson, Mary Fowler and every last one of you Apostles of Perpetual Psychosis, it's time that you were called out.

The time is long past due the rest of us ceased our cowering and stood up to you Christo-fascists bullies. The hour has come round that we look you straight in your bulging, true believer eyes, and told you that we've had it with your smugness, with your blood-drenched crusades, with your victim mentality—and with the madness begot by this cracked-brain belief system of yours, which all began (according to your sacred delusions) more than 2,000 years ago, when, at the behest of a wicked cabal, a mob of mammon-worshipping, blood-lusting rabble went on a cosmic killing-spree and murdered your god.

First off, let's get one thing straight: No one ever killed anyone's god (not Jews, nor Romans, nor Geeks playing Dungeons and Dragons)—although it's time somebody nailed you, you collection of conflated failures at Christian martyrdom, to a metaphysical cross of reality.

It's high time someone told you outright that you must be suffering from holy water on the brain, if you think we can't see you for what you are: a klavern of counterfeit prophets waxing psychotic for other cretinous hypocrites. Also, you can cease playing the persecuted party, whenever someone stands up to you, because we're no longer buying that ploy. Remember, you're the ones who threw the first epitaphic stones. It was you who labeled us a mob of Hell-bound, Satan-pimping sodomists . . . Although—as much fun as that sounds—I must ask you, where do you get the unmitigated gall to make such insane claims? When did the golden light of the sun abandon its position in the eastern horizon and begin rising, each morning, from out of your silly, neo-Iron Age asses?

http://onlinejournal.com/TheocracyAlert/html/082605rockstroh.html
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 01:01 AM
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1. Looooved It
BeauTiFuL Rant!!!
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 02:35 AM
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2. BRAVO! . . . about fuckin' time someone said this . . .
please join me in recommending this thread . . . this is something EVERYONE should read! . . .
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 02:57 AM
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3. Good stuff. nt
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Qibing Zero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 03:21 AM
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4. Nice. After reading Ingersoll's thorough debunking...
I find it hard to believe anyone can still take the religion seriously after honest consideration. Belief in a god or gods is one thing, believing the bible is the inspired work of god is just silly.

Here's Ingersoll at his best - giving the first 5 books of the bible some serious consideration and pointing out just how absurd it all is. It still amazes me that it was written in 1879.

http://www.infidels.org/library/historical/robert_ingersoll/some_mistakes_of_moses.html
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beetbox Donating Member (428 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:22 AM
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5. You Christo-Fascist Bullies n/t
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Media_Lies_Daily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:26 AM
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6. (Best Ric Flair voice) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :-))
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:27 AM
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7. OMG
that was awesome

When did the golden light of the sun abandon its position in the eastern horizon and begin rising, each morning, from out of your silly, neo-Iron Age asses?

I spit coffee all over my monitor
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beetbox Donating Member (428 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 08:52 AM
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8. This rant deserves a kick n/t
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