Botany
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:34 AM
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How long before * shows up for Hurricane photo ops? |
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and what "phrases" will he say on cue?
* Americans are at their best when times are toughest
* I appreciate the chance I had to speak w/ Governor __________
* Faith is important in times of trial
I bet you by this P.M. he will be somewhere for a photo op.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:40 AM
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1. As soon as his advance team can assemble a pile of bodies to stand on. |
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:43 AM
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that's his job, hugging and comforting and it is hard werk. But he will only hug and talk with them once.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:54 AM
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15. Only Republicans though and it will be highly scripted. |
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:shrug: Does America really deserve this?
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:41 AM
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2. As soon as he can be assured he won't get his feet wet. |
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:43 AM
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3. I was thinking something similar. |
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I was thinking as soon as the coward knew it would be 100% safe.
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:23 AM
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18. They'll probably pose him |
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Near one of the standing levees (one that's not going to break) with one finger "holding the water in (/out)"
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:44 AM
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5. It's still too dangerous, so, |
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he'll probably hold a fake conference in a movie studio made to look like NOLA.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:49 AM
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10. I would not put this past them at all! n/t |
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:44 AM
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6. And there WILL be big ol' crocodile tears, |
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as if he actually gives a flying fuck about anyone but himself.
Won't be fooling US though, will he?
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:45 AM
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7. When the ice arrives, of course. |
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Edited on Tue Aug-30-05 09:49 AM by RevCheesehead
What will he say?
* we're prepared for this disaster because we've survived Sept THE 11th. (note: it's always "September THE eleventh")
* something trite about prayer
* the national guard is protecting us from terrists
* whatever KKKarl tells him to
And, I'm sure, the Air Dog will show up. It's usually there when he's nervous.
:hi: love ya, Cuddles!
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:53 AM
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12. Want to see a real hero? |
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2005/08/30/GA2005083000006_index_frames.htm?startat=1# 10 ...... This what a hero looks like; she is 17 and called Adrienne It is easy to talk the "Faith Based" crap ..... but to live it is something different BTW Funny ever since i posted about "the air dog" he has stopped doing it. or @ least I haven't seen it.
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Tue Aug-30-05 12:11 PM
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20. You're probably on Agent Mike's watch list. |
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Well, the video clip I saw, he mentioned supporting one another by sending money, and something trite about prayer. No parallels yet to Sept THE eleventh yet - that may come in tomorrow's update from the safety of the WH.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:47 AM
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8. When the sun is shining and there's a dry place to walk |
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Only way to get a good photo-op and a Presidential podium set up.
And of course, he'll be wearing his Presidential-seal-emblazoned FEMA Jacket from his wardrobe department.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:49 AM
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9. and boots. LITTLE boots. |
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:52 AM
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11. "progress." he will use the word 'progress' repeatedly. |
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we're making progress at this, we're making progress at that. someone told him that 'progress' is a magic word and once it's used, no further explanation is necessary.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:53 AM
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13. Have to Sober him up first..too many parties |
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:53 AM
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14. don't forget the megaphone and ya'll go SHOPPING now, ya hear. |
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:19 AM
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16. He's too busy rasing $ - it's hard work you know! |
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:21 AM
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17. only after the first-class hotel service is restored |
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and his feet won't get wet
"This clearly demonstrates the need for further tax cuts."
"We must invade Iran. The smoking gun might be another hurricane."
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:29 AM
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19. He will talk about praying, but won't do anything useful |
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There will be emergency sessions of the government, though, to work out a plan to bail out the insurance industry.
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Tue Aug-30-05 12:14 PM
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21. "Americans know recovery is hard work, and they will do so." |
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Edited on Tue Aug-30-05 12:15 PM by jane_pippin
Look for it or some other "do so" related statement to come out of his cakehole.
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Tue Aug-30-05 12:16 PM
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22. Naw, he's going back to the ranch tonight and tomorrow DC |
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to help out the poor people of Mississippi. He's afraid of water I guess.
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Tue Aug-30-05 12:19 PM
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24. As soon as he gets his bullhorn polished up and in tune. |
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