Bluesplayer
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:50 AM
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Fox reporter almost hit by flying debris in Nawlins |
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Call me warped, but I think it would be great if one reporter was hit by another reporter (preferably geraldo) flying thru the air.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:55 AM
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1. Wouldn't mind seeing their vehicle destroyed |
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and a couple of their "reporters" running into each other. But I wouldn't want any harm to come to them. After all, we need fox "news" for comic relief. I like your handle, by the way. Do you play the great American art form known as The Blues?
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Bluesplayer
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:01 AM
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acoustic and electric blues for the last 35 years, so my opinions were formed in bars.
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SteppingRazor
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:56 AM
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2. You're sure somebody wasn't throwing something at him? |
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:07 AM
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12. Even God's aim is occasionally a little off... |
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:56 AM
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3. Live from Nawlins..reporter decapitated by flying shit..... |
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soon or later these dudes gonna die....
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charlie
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:06 AM
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10. Took the top of his head clean off... |
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...but don't worry folks, Shep's getting his cranium packed with kitty litter today and will be back on the job Thursday.
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Tue Aug-30-05 09:59 AM
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4. Was it that asshole Shepard Smith, by any chance? |
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the one who was told off by an evacuee, "none of your fucking business" ??
:evilgrin:
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Bluesplayer
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:03 AM
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if Shep was hit in the head, there would be no way to diagnose whether his mind was affected.
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:08 AM
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13. And he'd still look like....... |
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....a creepy little bastard.
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:02 AM
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6. A mouthful of swamp water and a week of desentery |
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would be my wish for Fox news
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Bluesplayer
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:04 AM
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8. a week of spewing nothing but shit? |
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how would that be different?
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Tue Aug-30-05 11:40 AM
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:05 AM
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9. Was the debris "flying"... or "flung" |
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With Fox you can never tell.
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:07 AM
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11. Did you see Nightline last night? |
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Edited on Tue Aug-30-05 10:44 AM by peekaloo
Reporter pointing out how debris had hit his vehicle and crashed through the window. As he is just about to walk around the back of his car a flying piece of metal smacks into the car leaving a noticeable dent. He looked dumbfounded into the camera and stated, "There's still flying debris".
duh.
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:12 AM
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14. "Tricky Business" by Dave Barry |
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In this novel, a hurricane is part of the plot line, and the news people keep getting killed by their own stupid actions. I can't remember if they're allegedly from Fox, but their reporting style would fit with the FOX network.
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:45 AM
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15. that would be even more proof that there is a god. |
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Tue Aug-30-05 10:54 AM
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16. Let's see tough guy Bill O'Lielly come down to Nawlins |
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I'm sure a few people would like to show him how deep the water is.
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Tue Aug-30-05 11:57 AM
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was being shown around heaven by St. Peter, when he saw Bill O'reilly. He said, "I didn't know O'Reilly was dead."
St. Peter replied, "Oh - that's god. He just thinks he's Bill O'Reilly."
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Tue Aug-30-05 11:38 AM
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17. I have a vision from "The Day After Tomorrow" where that Faux reporter |
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... gets nailed by that flying billboard from the tornado in L.A.... There's a brief frame or two of it in this trailer. Anyone have a better set of images/clip of it someplace? http://www.thedayaftertomorrow.com/trailer/index.html
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