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Wed Aug-31-05 06:39 AM
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Wanted: Young White Women To Sit On Roofs In New Orleans |
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It is time to step up for your country and your city, "Young White Women". Everyone knows that the media and the population will only get involved and therefore push the government to get involved in any serious rescue attempts if they are given the face of a "Young White Woman" to identify with. Therefore I am proposing that 100 "Young White Women" be airlifted onto rooftops in New Orleans and then videotaped being rescued by boat and helicopter. Perhaps then the country will demand that the federal government speed a thousand helicopters to the scene to rescue the rest of those on their roofs and the seal up the levee and stop the inevitable flooding of the rest of the city. If the "Young White Women" can bring a small dog or perhaps be a minor celebrity that would be even better.
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:41 AM
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1. They have to be really pretty and the blonder the better. |
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Wed Aug-31-05 09:35 AM
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21. ...and preferably blue eyed! |
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:41 AM
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:44 AM
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3. if a young white woman had been kidnapped in the Superdome |
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those people would have already been evacuated
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Wed Aug-31-05 09:19 AM
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18. Perhaps Natalee Holloway can be located in Section 216, Row F, Seat 16. |
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Next headline: 500 dead in media stampede at Superdome. Nation cheers brief good news.
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:49 AM
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4. Not only pretty, slim and blonde |
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but also naked. So there will be a rush to save the people!
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:54 AM
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5. brain-dead white women really seem to motivate the Bushies to act |
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especially if they are in southeastern states!
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:56 AM
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6. Paris Hilton and Friends |
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She should also be shooting a new sex tape on the roof.
And, isn't Britney from that area? Couldn't we perch her pert ass on a roof somewhere with her pets Bit-Bit and Kevin?
Christine could get herself all "drrty" in the contaminated water.
Hillary Duff would also be a good choice, although we'd have to arrange to pick her up before curfew.
The Bush Twins could hold a slumber party.
And how could I forget? -- Donatella Versace.
How 'bout it?
--p!
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Wed Aug-31-05 06:57 AM
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7. you forgot a key word --- "wealthy" |
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:01 AM
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8. Nice play of the race card while real people are desparate.... |
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Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 07:02 AM by tx_dem41
and dying. Things cushy in B'more, this morning? :eyes:
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:03 AM
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:11 AM
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12. Since when is telling the truth playing the race card? n/m |
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:12 AM
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13. Don't get offended, it's the truth. |
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People in Louisiana and Mississippi are drowning in toxic filth, and CNN devotes an hour in prime time to "Natalee Holloway: Day 92" on the Nancy Grace show.
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Wed Aug-31-05 08:05 AM
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16. and that's young white women's problem? |
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Seems to me the media is mostly composed of wealthy, white men. But, let's mock young white women, they are just so silly and useless anyways.
:sarcasm:
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tx_dem41
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Wed Aug-31-05 09:16 AM
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17. Yes...and in response let's attack missing young white women... |
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two of which my family is looking for right now.
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:18 AM
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it does matter what race or gender people are when they are suffering.
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Darth_Kitten
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:03 AM
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9. Well, even young white women matter |
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Wed Aug-31-05 07:10 AM
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11. Thanks.....I know of two young white women that we can't find right.... |
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Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 07:11 AM by tx_dem41
now...hoping to get close to New Orleans today possibly so we and all their friends can help locate them.
On edit: I noted your sarcasm. Directed at OP.
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Wed Aug-31-05 08:00 AM
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15. I wish you all the best. |
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I hope you find them okay. :hug:
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Wed Aug-31-05 09:29 AM
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19. I don't think it's funny |
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The majority of people in this country are genuinely concern about ALL the people down there. Granted, some people will continue to look at everything as a racial issue, but for the most part it seems that it seems that card isn't really being played (at least besides here). People of all races are out there risking their own lives to save anyone who needs to be rescued and there seems to be a lot of help being sent there to join in the efforts. This "young, pretty, blue-eyed white girl" thing is getting old. Quite watching Fox would be my suggestion. I'm not flaming you, I just think that (like 9-11) there are a lot of people who are seeing beyond color at this point.
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Wed Aug-31-05 09:30 AM
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20. At first I thought Katrina was a missing, blond cheerleader |
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