If Cindy Is The B*tch In The Ditch, Then Bush Is

[BLUSH]

[peekaloo]

1. The Souse in the White House.

[livetohike]

2. The bastard from Crafford

:shrug:

[Kurovski]

34. Some parts of our country would say...

"The bastid'from Craffid'".

[Catherine Vincent]

3. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[leftofthedial]

4. the turd in the bird

(Air Force One)

[derby378]

5. The Nut From Connecticut

[meganmonkey]

6. The stupid asswipe in..

er...stupid asswipe-land?

:shrug:

I'm no good at this :P

But he IS a stupid asswipe :)

[Autonomy]

33. LOL i think you channeled Jon Stewart there for a moment n/t

[opihimoimoi]

7. The Wanna be Dufus....he even fucks that up....

[chalky]

8. The prick from the sticks.

n/t

[Arkana]

9. The Dick From the Sticks

[Hobarticus]

And BAM! An instant classic is born!

Love it!

[xultar]

10. I'm speechless. This is so PERFECT!

[johnnie]

11. The bush with his head up his tush

Hey, I tried

[Kurovski]

12. Am I the first to Recommend this work of art?

[aden_nak]

13. Gaaaahhhhh, he looks like a 7 year old pretending to drive in that photo.

[whalerider55]

14. the whore shoplifting in the store

[Misunderestimator]

15. A fucking asshole

[LiberalEsto]

16. The sh*t in the pit n/t

[Kurovski]

17. The Man In Jeff Gannon.

[chalky]

Oh, yeah...that's a keeper.

n/t

[IndyOp]

40. LOL -- seriously --

THANK YOU!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pointblank]

18. Good ones!

The Chimp:












With a pimp:

[stevietheman]

19. The Master of Disaster. n/t

n/t

[cascadiance]

20. The Moron Sauron from the Muslims' Quoran

or would that be better as:

The Moran Sauron From the Muslim's Quoran

[wildhorses]

21. the louse in the house..

[Horse with no Name]

22. The Jerk who doesn't Work.

[PurityOfEssence]

23. The Clunker in the Bunker

The Drunk in the Bunk
The Creep who's asleep

[wildhorses]

24. the roach in the coach

or what about: the chimp who smoked hemp
No offense to hemp intended

[BLUSH]

25. Barney you can drive my car, beep beep yeah ...

[Kurovski]

26. You've achieved something rare here...

it's something even the freeps might find funny.

It may represent the first bit of bi-partisan humor since 2000. Congratulations, very funny!

[BLUSH]

35. maybe that should be

Barney you can drive my car, freep freep, yeah ...

:)

[Kurovski]

37. To be accurate, I think it would be

"freep, freep, freep, freep, Yeah..."

:-)

[BLUSH]

45. I found a driver and that's a start

Now watch this swing!

[lectrobyte]

27. Hmmm. Not to be too pedantic, but "the fuck in the truck" seems to

scan better with "the bitch in the ditch"

[Kurovski]

28. True, but the OP has a nice rhythm to it.

You can even dance to it.

"The fuck in the truck" sounds too much like a gay porn film.

[Cleita]

29. What you flush in the loo.

n/t

[Kurovski]

31. "The poo in the loo"?

[all.of.me]

30. bwahahahahahahaha - you all are great!

[Kurovski]

32. Did you vote?

:-)

[Mr_Spock]

36. LMAO!! That one struck my funny bone

The DUMB FUCK in the PICKUP TRUCK :rofl:

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

38. Captain Clusterfuck

and his asshole baby band.

[ContraBass Black]

39. That's a really big truck.

[Virginian]

41. You know what they say about men who drive big or powerful vehicles...

They are trying to make up for a lacking personality or male anatomy.

[greenbriar]

42. awesome

LOVE it

[Lautremont]

43. The Skin Flute in a Flight Suit

I'd make a graphic, but, you know...

[Kurovski]

44. You have had great success at making me lose

a mouthful of grape juice.