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Wed Aug-31-05 03:48 PM
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Be realistic.
The person who gets it right will win a prize.
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:49 PM
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1. Blah, Blah, Blah, 9/11, Blah, |
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:49 PM
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2. Let's all pray for these people. |
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This ASSHAT won't use common sense he is talking to his friend JESUS right now as we speak.
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:52 PM
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7. DEFINITELY he'll be calling for prayer... |
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I have nothing against prayer, but I think a little more than that is needed right now (or three days ago, actually).
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:50 PM
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:50 PM
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4. "Them hurricanes... they hate our freedom!" |
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"Good weather is ON THE MARCH!"
...or some shit like that.:puke:
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:51 PM
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5. perhaps he will call for.. |
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the emergency repeal of the expiration of the tax cuts.
(think about it)
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:51 PM
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6. Well the other day he said: |
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He was going to help the good people of New Orleans. He didn't mention what he was gonna do to those bad people. You know, the ones that didn't vote for him. ;)
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:52 PM
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8. We should pray.... *incoherent mumble* nt |
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:53 PM
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:55 PM
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10. Y'all are gonna pay fer makin me give up 2 days of bikin!! |
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And then he'll bomb Andorra.
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:56 PM
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11. Nothing intelligent, that's a lead pipe cinch |
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"tragidy, 'murican spirit, freedom on the march, patriotism, privit charities will have to step up. Stay the course, fightin' terrists...yak, yak, yak....."
God I hate that simpleton, sociopathic chimp. :grr: :puke:
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:56 PM
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My fella mericans, I hope y'all preciate the sacrifice I'm making having to come back to the unfinished white house early. Laura and I are really tryin not to be overcome by the noise of the workers and the odor of the paint fumes.
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Wed Aug-31-05 03:59 PM
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13. What Bush will say and wont say |
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Bush wont say.
Im sorry I sent the Louisiana national guard to Iraq.
I'm sorry I cut funding in June.
I'm sorry I continued to play Golf when I knew this Hurricane was heading to New Orleans.
Bush will say
Like with 9/11 and Iraq we have to get behind the people of New Orleans.
I have ordered this which is helping, I have ordered that which is helping, I have spoken with, I have done this, pray to God for New orleans and our freedom fighters in Iraq.
AND THE MSM WILL SAY.
What a great speech, bush has done everything perfect, the people of New Orleans will be sleeping great tonight, thanks to our wonderful commander in chief.
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:01 PM
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16. You've nailed it, and it's a sad set of facts. nt |
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:11 PM
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21. 100% Correct -- you absolutely nailed it!! |
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:00 PM
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14. "It's hard work playing god. Let us prey." |
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:00 PM
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15. 'Some people say I'm not doing enough. |
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Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 04:00 PM by SofaKingLiberal
Well, I just have one thing to say to them. I'm doing the best I can."
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:01 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 04:03 PM by BigMcLargehuge
(comments being fed to his earpiece appear in parenthesis) his insane giggling appears in italics
Good afternoon. Today we witnessed the worst... (Sunday! Sunday!) Sunday's catastrophe as Hurricane Kathleen (KATRINA!)... Katrine... came ashore and devistate the lives and business of untold dozens (THOUSANDS! THOUSANDS!)... thousands of proud patriotic Americans. I have toured the area of devistation by plane uhee uhee and was proud of the patriotic Americans who have reached out to offer help in rescuing all the people from New York City (NEW ORLEANS!!!! AND THERE ARE TENS OF THOUSANDS STILL THERE!)... New Orleans... New Orleans... New Orleans uheh uheh. In response to this disaster I am calling on congress to repeal the personal income taxes on middle class Americans earning more than one million dollars a year. This windfall of capital will allow literally hundreds of American to visit Louisiana and contribute to their robust tourist economy... Git some of them fine crawdads and such uhee uheh. Some unpatriotic liberals have questioned the slowness of my response to this tragedy. To them I say, I was on vacation. You don't like to be bugged by work shit when you're on vacation right? Right? Just because I am the president doesn't make me any different. I had to iuheh uheh stay the course as it were. (What the hell are you talking about! talk about relief efforts, plans, strategy!). I am also prepared to release five hundred (million george, million) barells of oil to alleviate the spike in gas prices to almost two dollars a gallon... (it's $3.50 in most of the nation. nevermind, just keep going).
We have also received several offers of assistance from across the world. Countries such as Venesuela, Russia, and Iran have offered fresh water, workers, oil, support aircraft, and personnel to help deal with this tremendous cleanup effort. To them I say thank you, but no thank you. (play on the American stick-to-itiveness). If you were not courageous enough to support us as the punished the 9-11 attackers and bring the flower of democracy to Iraq then we do not need your assistance now. I am pleased to accept the assistance offered by the nations in the coalition of the willing including Spain (No george, they backed out...)... uh... eheh uhehe Martinque... uh...
Anyway.
I hereby put the restoration, cleanup, and salvage efforts, as well as healthcare, and rescue in the hands of America's fundamentalist clergy. (thisis good for our base... keep it up george). This faith based rescue strategy will assist all people with the prayer and strength to get through this terrible tragedy....
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:13 PM
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24. He would start with "We have witnessed the worst catastrophe |
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to our country since 9/11 (mentioning 9/11 is key.).
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:01 PM
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18. ".... and may God continue to bless America." |
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I'm positive that's how he'll end his speech.
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:02 PM
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19. You mean: "What will Bush's puppet master say and come out... |
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:05 PM
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20. We are declaring war on Weathers of Mass Destruction and any country |
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that has harbors for them. Katrina is now public enemy #1. We're going to get that Bitch. Were offering a 25 Million Dollar reward for her capture Dead or Alive. Also Halliburton has been awarded a 50 Billion Dollar Contract to rebuild Florida.
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:11 PM
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22. Swear to GOD, if he mentions Iraq...nt |
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:13 PM
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27. I'm telling you, he will mention 9/11. Somehow, he will get that in there |
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:12 PM
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23. Meanwhile in Iraq....... |
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or some other useless drivel
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:13 PM
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avoiding helping out in a disaster....
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Wed Aug-31-05 04:13 PM
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26. remember when we built that ladder to heaven? |
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