Top ten things I expected Bush to say in his speech

[SlipperySlope]

The guy's a jack*ss, but it could have been worse:

10. Thank God for my tax cuts, they averted the worst of the disaster.

9. The forces of Al-Katrina have struck us hard, but we will not waiver from our mission in Iraq.

8. And now I'd like to strum a little ditty on my guitar that I wrote this weekend...

7. You're either with us, or you're with the hurricane.

6. Have you seen my pet goat? I've flown all over in my airplane and can't find him.

5. The best thing you can possibly do right now is stock up on gasoline, no matter what the price.

4. Rummy told me that Osama could be hiding anywhere, so I thought I'd just try to "flush 'em out"

3. Presidenting is hard work, hard work people, hard hard work.

2. By prepositioning the National Guard in Iraq, they were kept safely out of the path of the storm.

...and...

1. This is all the fault of the French, they put the city there. Ladies and gentlemen, the bombing beings in one hour.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. man is THIS in the wrong forum right now...

grrrr twitch twitch.... must control fist of death...

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

2. Al- Katrina!

:)