Where are the twins?

[paineinthearse]

President George W. Bush and Laura Bush pay their respects to Chief Justice William Rehnquist as his body lies in repose in the Great Hall of the U.S. Supreme Court Tuesday, Sept. 6, 2005. Standing as honor guard for the Chief Justice is one of his former law clerks, Courtney Ellwood.
White House photo by Eric Draper

Perhaps they are helping the flood victims?

[Raster]

1. doing shots of tequila with the refugees...,er, flood victims

It's the "W" thing to do.

[wellstone_democrat]

2. Do these girls work? Really, they are a year out of college

expensive colleges. Do they work? they announce that they will take jobs constantly but do they ever actually DO it?????

[gauguin57]

3. They heard there was a bar still open on Bourbon Street

... so they headed in to "help the flood victims" (help them polish off a bottle of tequila, that is!)

[Straight Shooter]

4. Maybe they had friends in New Orleans.

It's possible. Maybe they're pissed at dear old dad for putting their friends in harm's way. Just a thought ...

[wellstone_democrat]

7. trust me on this...

their "friends" are safe. Got out early or got out under special circumstances. None of their kind were in the superdome for a week. Count on it.

[flordehinojos]

5. i wanna throw up in bush's face--hypocritical sob.

[txindy]

6. The nearest seedy bar

[triguy46]

8. Jenna's in bed, sleeping it off...

the other can't be found.

[Dr Fate]

9. The opening bars of "Tequila" is now playing in my head.

n/t

[Ms. Clio]

10. We'll be hearing soon that they were on a secret mission

in a Baton Rouge hospital, like Barbara in South Africa a couple of months ago. Perhaps some pix of them as candy stripers would be just the ticket to get daddy out of this little jam.

[Ravenseye]

11. Last I heard

Jenna had the summer off, as she was a teachers assistant, and she went to the G8 summit with her daddy. Then supposedly went down to pick up Barbara in Botswana who supposedly was working on AIDS awareness in africa.

"like...use a condom! They're really easy when you put them on with your mouth!"

"um Barbara...we're not supposed to talk about that, we have to teach abstinence."

"Aba whata?"

"Not having sex."

"Who isn't having sex? Just look at all these cute black guys! I'm having sex with a different one every night!"

"No, um...we're...."

Anyway from what I've been able to dig up, Jenna MIGHT go back to teaching at a D.C. public school, and there is no idea what Barbara will do.

[paineinthearse]

14. Too much!

:rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

15. Tell you what, there is no way in hell I'd allow my child to be in the

classroom of Jenna or any other member of shurb's murderous family.

Now, I now, you can't hold the kids accountable for the sins of their parents, but still... I wouldn't want my precious children around such a terrible family.

[July]

12. How many seconds did he give Rehnquist?

I TIVO'd his visit to Ronnie's casket, and he gave Reagan all of 13 seconds.

[paineinthearse]

13. They visited Francis' aftermath with momma...will they show in NOLA?

http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/hurricane_news/article/0,2544,TCP_1239_4055731,00.html

Timeline: Treasure Coast endures Frances and Jeanne
September 5, 2005

AUG. 24: Frances becomes a tropical storm.

AUG. 26: Frances becomes a hurricane.

SEPT. 1: Gov. Jeb Bush declares a state of emergency throughout Florida because of the hurricane's path, activating the National Guard.

SEPT. 2: A hurricane watch is issued for Florida's East Coast at 3 a.m., then upgraded to hurricane warning at 3 p.m.

SEPT. 3: Tropical storm force winds reach the Treasure Coast by 9 a.m.

SEPT. 4: The storm slows, and the Treasure Coast waits.

SEPT. 5: About 1 a.m., Frances' eye makes direct hit on Sewall's Point in Martin County with sustained winds of 105 mph. Florida Power & Light Co. later estimates about 225,000 Treasure Coast customers are without power.

SEPT. 6: FEMA supplies distributed on Treasure Coast and Bush inspects the damage.

SEPT. 7: FPL restores power to about 45,000 customers.

SEPT. 8: President Bush visits Fort Pierce, tours the damage and hands out ice to residents.

SEPT. 11: FPL reports about 56 percent of homes and businesses on the Treasure Coast now have power.

SEPT. 13: Jeanne is born as a tropical depression.

SEPT. 14: Jeanne becomes a tropical storm.

SEPT. 15: Power is restored to 87 percent of St. Lucie County and 97 percent of Martin County. Martin County schools reopen. Jeanne also becomes a hurricane and goes on to hit Puerto Rico and Haiti, then goes on a dizzy path.

SEPT. 18: Jeanne is weakened by Hurricane Ivan's circulation path and becomes a tropical storm again.

SEPT. 21: FEMA opens Disaster Recovery Centers throughout the area. Rain from Ivan hits the Treasure Coast, flooding streets.

SEPT. 23: Jeanne becomes a hurricane again and turns toward Florida.

SEPT. 24: Gov. Bush declares another state of emergency. A hurricane watch is issued at 9 a.m. and upgraded to a warning at 9 p.m. Treasure Coast schools close for Jeanne.

SEPT. 25: At 11:50 p.m. Jeanne makes landfall at south end of Hutchinson Island with sustained winds up to 120 mph, moving twice as fast as Hurricane Frances.

SEPT. 26: FPL announces it could take three weeks to restore power to 214,500 customers on the Treasure Coast. Gov. Bush visits Martin County's emergency operation center.

SEPT. 29: First lady Laura Bush visits Indian River County with daughters Barbara and Jenna. They help pass water out and comfort residents.