"Rescuers collect dead, Cheney sounds upbeat"

[Glenda]

:wtf:

What kind of headline is that?

Appears on Boston.com

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/09/10/rescuers_collect_dead_new_orleans_slowly_recovers/

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. it seems to imply

that Cheney is going to feast on the corpses or something.....

[Cocoa]

3. going to?

Cheney has been gorging for a few years now, notice how plump he's getting?

[nonconformist]

5. I always knew he was a vampire... nt

[Erika]

2. GOP mantra: Be happy...Don't worry...

as fully illustrated by W, Babs,and the whole lot of them.

[Mabus]

4. He's hoping for a heart?

FEMA is also searching for a brain for Dubya.

[dogday]

6. The more dead they find, the happier Cheney is? nt

[Bluebear]

7. The more corpses the more gleeful he is?

Sounds right.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. I caught that one too on Yahoo news! It's perfect though, don't you

think? I mean the first thing you think when you read that headline is - What an ASSHOLE!

Babies Dead - Cheney giggles while fly fishing

[Glenda]

13. Oh, I'm glad it was out on Yahoo too for all to see

:hi:

[melody]

9. Nothin' picks up neocons spirits like the scent of rotting flesh

[trof]

10. "I just want you all to know what a fantastic job we're doing,

picking up all the rotting corpses. I really want to congratulate all those involved on a really top-notch job of clearing up all that disgusting litter left behind by Hurricane Katrina. We owe a lot to President Bush, Presidential Advisor karl Rove, and FEMA Director Michael Brown for being on top of this situation and the leadership they're showing."
- Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney

[Zenlitened]

11. Dick Cheney Feasts on the Flesh of the Dead.

:scared:

[Don Claybrook]

12. It's the kind of headline designed to make you hate Cheney

if you don't already.

It's a big, glaring compare and contrast headline.