Elwood P Dowd
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:24 AM
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Should Pickles give him an enema? Do they make heavy-duty, 20 gallon bags for those enema contraptions?
Maybe he just needs a little sex. However, it appears arthritis has deformed his hands, so that might prove to be too painful.
Could be he just needs to visit Rush and get royally fucked up on some designer dope for the rich and famous.
Whatever he needs, the spoiled brat looks like shit. Hey, he might just need to put on his cheerleader outfit and blow up a few frogs. That might just relieve enough stress to help him through the latest crisis.
It's hard work being a spoiled brat and president at the same time.
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:26 AM
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1. He gives a speech on Thursday so they probably will have him on |
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speed for a few days at least.
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:33 AM
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5. Look for the leftward jerk of his lower jaw, when he pauses between words. |
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If you can stand to watch him.
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applegrove
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:38 AM
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7. I can't stand to watch him. |
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Wed Sep-14-05 05:41 AM
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11. I can't watch or listen to that clown..... |
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I automatically hit the remote control when I see the chimpster's evil mug. It's a visceral reaction now that's becoming ingrained.
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:27 AM
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2. Bush IS my constipation.....and it's hard work awright! |
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:30 AM
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:31 AM
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4. Well, we all have been saying how the man is Full of it. He's about |
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to burst.Actually it's not constipation , but embarrassment we see on the idiots face. if I had to stand next to someone who's country I invaded and tell the whole world I take responsibility for the greatest FUCK-UP in modern times, I would look like that too.
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:37 AM
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6. That paints an ugly mental image. |
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Laura giving him an enema.
:puke:
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Wed Sep-14-05 05:43 AM
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12. I'm gonna be sick..........eom |
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Wed Sep-14-05 02:47 AM
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8. There's a solution to the impeachment problem... |
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... give that boy an enema and there'd be nothing left but skin and an oversized belt buckle.... :P
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Wed Sep-14-05 06:06 AM
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:rofl: OMG. That's funny. He'd be like the wicked witch who melted and all that was left was her clothes and her broom.
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Wed Sep-14-05 03:47 PM
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14. "flushing out" the culprit, for sure |
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Wed Sep-14-05 04:48 AM
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9. I feel sorry for the feces |
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Wed Sep-14-05 05:06 AM
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10. Would he bloat up like a floating body? |
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