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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 03:40 PM
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Oh my GOD! I have been touched by His noodly appendage! Pirates!!!
Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 03:58 PM by smartvoter
Bring back the pirates to stop FSM's wrath before it's too late to reverse global warming!



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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 03:42 PM
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1. I just added that bottom graphic as my wallpaper.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 03:43 PM
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2. Where are earth did you find such a backwards piece of graph?
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 03:44 PM
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3. It is widely known to Pastafarians that there is a correlation between
Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 03:50 PM by smartvoter
the decline in pirates and the rise in global temperatures.
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 03:55 PM
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4. RAMEN!!
One must not question the correlation of the pirates to temperature, that is just SO sacrelicious to his Noodly-ness.

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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 05:55 PM
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16. That graph is wrong headed - on so many levels it is wrong.
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:41 PM
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17. Be careful. You will face His wrath!!! nt
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:11 PM
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18. Arrrrrrrg!
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sybylla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:03 PM
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5. I am so into this Pastafarian thing
Where to I leave all my worldy goods?
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:20 PM
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6. Use them (or their proceeds) to spread His word. nt
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:20 PM
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7. Olive Garden?
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chalky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:24 PM
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8. So does this mean * is....the ANTI-PASTO???
:scared:
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craigolemiss Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:31 PM
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9. heretic
Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 04:37 PM by craigolemiss
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:32 PM
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10. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I'm a Pastafarian, mon.

:smoke:
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:55 PM
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11. With the pirates of the 'past' and the 'pasta' of the noodler you have
sunk two fish with one bird...YOU ARE brilliant!
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jim3775 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 04:57 PM
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12. Im a little behind the times, I respect the old religions
Slack!

No hot dog buns!

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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 05:02 PM
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13. There be 18 Pirates, says I!!
Twas his noodly goodness what sustained me when I was warshed a'sea off Madagascarrrrr.

Aye Aye. Ear Ear.
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 05:05 PM
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14. Now see how many you can touch with your noodly appendage
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 05:06 PM
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15. Maybe we should revive piracy
on the high seas to combat global warming. Just a thought.

Yarr, now we be off to be proper buccaneers.
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