Hurricane Satan ? Is that next ?

[kentuck]

What evil spirits are luring those desperate souls back to complacency? After almost a month of getting our "fix" on hurricanes and disasters, what will we now do for our "jones"? Is it just a coincidence that "S" follows Rita? When can we get back to sharks and missing white girls? When can we get back to "normalcy"?

[never_get_over_it]

1. Well if you really want to know

next is Stan, then Tammy, then Vince and finally Wilma - then they have to go to Greek letters.....

[flowomo]

4. it wud be hard to be scared of "Tammy"....

wasn't that, like, Debbie Reynolds or somebody?

[MnFats]

5. I think it was Jon Stewart who said: "The hurricanes are batting around."

loved that

[Tace]

2. Hey, Look At The Bright Side -- Surf's Up!

When Rita unwinds, we'll be looking at global economic disaster. So, whatever can distract us from that, will be the order of the day.

I honestly believe there will be no return to "normalcy" for anyone paying attention to what is going on.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. No doubt a whole squad of blonde cheerleaders from Kansas

will be abducted by a group of swarthy, middle-eastern looking men. This will keep Nancy Grace's nostrils in a permanent state of flaredom; we will once again be fixated on our teevees for months.