Caption the petulant one

[CatWoman]

[Bob3]

1. "I'm not coming out - and you can't make me"

N/T

[Xipe Totec]

2. Cover me while I take a snort from my hip flask. n/t

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. ROFL nt

[BlueEyedSon]

3. This thing don't use any GAS, raaht?

[pacalo]

4. Thanks for the picture, Catwoman!

(At first I thought that was the former FEMA director sitting inside -- that would have been sweet, considering Blanco has hired him as a consultant.)

[CottonBear]

16. I think that's the Coast Guard officer with her, not James Lee Witt.

The coast guard guy is in charge of FEMA relief efforts on the Gulf Coast.

[pacalo]

19. I just corrected my post -- thanks, CottonBear.

Too bad it wasn't Witt.

[bigbrother05]

5. Where are we??????

[soupkitchen]

6. Is this the Presidential Paddy Wagon?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. whew, that was a good year. Close the door and pour another one

before Lumper finds out.

[BlueJac]

8. Is Cindy out there?

[deminks]

9. "I think I might need a bathroom break. Is that possible?"

Smirky - retire now. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[tonkatoy57]

10. "The Hague? I thought we was goin' to Beaumont today"

[Democrats_win]

11. Why aren't they saluting me?

[Fenris]

12. "Oh, I can't believe I have to walk again. Hey, Jarhead, carry me!"

[Binka]

13. Ah Shit Do I Have To See Poor People AGAIN!? They Should Kiss My Ass.

What a sour little pissy pants. My kids stopped making that face by age two. Because they knew if they did not I was gonna be a big bad mama Binka! Babs was sure asleep at the golf course, country club, KKK meeting...what a lousy excuse for a fucking family these Bushlers are.

Hey Babs ya big fat sow..."Yer Boy Is An Unmitigated Fucking Flop."

[delete_bush]

14. "not leaving, just letting my farts out"

[Dhalgren]

15. (Voice Over)" Hi. We aren't the most powerful country on earth,

but we play one on TV..."

[China_cat]

17. Where'd you hide the barf bags?

[Contrary1]

18. Where did you guys

pack my extra pair of underpants?

[FSogol]

20. pee-pee pee-pee pee-pee nt

[smoogatz]

21. Where do I get me one o' them jump suits?

Those mothers are bad ASS.

[thefloyd]

23. "hot boxing"

"Guys close the door while I exhale the rest of this pot smoke"

[Warren Stupidity]

24. "I have to pee really badly". nt.

[Ganja Ninja]

25. "OK George, we're on the ground now, you can open your eyes."

[bottomofthehill]

26. Right Cheek Sneak

Ummm.....That looks like he just go caught by two Marines doing the dreaded Right Cheek Sneak

[KansDem]

27. "So you're a Marine, eh? The 'Few' and the 'Proud'?"

"You should meet my Jeffy. He was a 'Marine' too. Well, actually he was a 'fake Marine,' but he could sure come to 'attention' in a hurry when he had to!"

[charlie]

28. Are we there yet?

No.

Are we there yet?

No.

Are we there yet?

NO.

Are we there yet?

NOOO!

Are we there yet?

SCREEEEEEE! YES!!!

Click.

Good afternoon, Mr President. Welcome to... the middle of nowhere.

[BringEmOn]

29. Ah told ya I wasn't a swallower.....

[ryan_cats]

30. You boys better snap to it

You boys better snap to it, or would you rather do a tour of duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
What do you mean you'd rather be over there than serving me? I'm the boy Emperor and don't you forget it. BTW, like my new clothes?

[bj2110]

31. "Dang Jim Beam spill ruined my blue shirt, and all I got is this grey one"

[maxrandb]

32. "Quick! Slam the Door Before he Can F*$k Something Else Up"

or,

"We're just going for a little ride Mr President".

"New Prisoners Arrive at Leavenworth".

"Laura, How do you unbuckle this car-seat?"

[UrbScotty]

33. PHEW, Mr. President! What did you eat this morning?

:evilgrin: