Do you think republicans know this about their president....

[whistle]

<snip>

This About Gets It: Bill Maher on Bush

Now, I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend. You used up
all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in... Please don't. I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of
that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you
haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man.

Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans... Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, "Take a hint."

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[latebloomer]

1. Priceless!

After hearing this on "Real Time", I found the transcript and sent it out to my entire email list.

And, of course, his delivery was brilliant. . .

[whistle]

4. Could you post the link, I was the recipient of one of those emailing

....from a reliable source which came without a link.

[latebloomer]

5. Here it is!

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20050909.html

Scroll down to the last "Rule"

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Where is it from?

If you have a link, please post it -- it sounds like a great piece!

--p!

[whistle]

3. A firend e-mailed the snip to me this morning...no link, sorry

[latebloomer]

6. It was from his Sept. 9 "Real Time" show

You can always get transcripts of the "New Rules" on the HBO site. I believe you can also get full transcripts of the shows at www.billmaher.com