Here's a real laugh I just received it and had to share!

[hellbound-liberal]

Donald Rumsfield is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Sabriel]

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the *uck away from the Brazillion joke.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

19. nice

:P

Melonhawg

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

20. 99

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

21. 100 post

Sorry all... I couldn't help it!

Melonhawg

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. You don't get into the DU lounge much, do you?

But it IS a good joke.

[LynneSin]

3. We adore you and you're a valued member of the DU community

But that joke is older than moses

[Roachman]

4. I never heard this joke

And I thought it was funny.

[Paradise]

14. ditto. n/t

[SlipperySlope]

5. Nominate and Kick!

[MsUnderstood]

6. Old or not I'm laughing

fits the regime..er administration perfectly.

[The Wielding Truth]

7. Really made me laugh first time---- still makes me smile.

[ken_g]

8. old jokes are old because they're funny! They circulate.

I'll NEVER stop laughing at "OMG,This is HUGH!!!111" or "this is series". Just tickles my little neurons.

[hellbound-liberal]

9. Yeah, I've been posting on DU since 2001. My post count should

tell you that I don't spend much time in the Lounge. I just wanted to share something that made me smile with people who I thought would appreciate it.

[yellowdogintexas]

11. that's OK, that joke has been posted ..shall we say a Brazilian times

in the last 3 days.

EVERYBODY wants to share that joke.

I got it in an email today from a local friend who does not hang out on DU>

[RebelOne]

15. I guess there is still a handful that have not yet seen it.

[dandrhesse]

22. Thanks good joke! I spend a lot of time reading on the DU, the number of

posts a person has says nothing about the amount of time they spend on the site nor the intellect of the individual, and I say if you made even one person laugh and you did, the world's a better place. In case you haven't noticed there isn't a whole lot to be laughing at lately.

Another aside. I may be the exception but most of my time on the DU is spent on Latest and Greatest. I don't even venture into the DU lounge because I don't have the time and want to be up on what is happening, I use the DU as one of my news sources.

[ohtransplant]

10. Still funny n/t

[petgoat]

12. I don't get it. Is a brazillion more or less than a batallion? n/t

[Brundle_Fly]

13. I heard thirty to eighty brazallions.

[chat_noir]

16. stamp out George

The U.S. Postal service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honor his achievements.

In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3) People are spitting on the wrong side.

[LWolf]

17. Thanks for the morning laugh!

My online time is strictly limited by other demands these days, and I hadn't seen it yet.

Now all I need to do when I need a laugh is think "brazillion." :D

[radwriter0555]

18. This is HUGH11!!!!11 Send it to everyone you know!

Yah!