what Celebrities will the GOP put up next?

[pstokely]

?

[Fovea]

1. Dennis Miller

to replace Rumsfeld.

[Mz Pip]

2. Dennis Miller

is considering a run against Barbara Boxer for Senate in CA. After the big Ah-nold win he'll probably jump in because he'll think it will be easy.

MzPip
:dem:

[devilgrrl]

9. He's got no character...

And despite his sudden turn to the right, he is widely known as being one of the meanest, unfriendliest, rudest, most arrogant pricks in showbiz - especially to average folks - for years!!!! He wouldn't work no matter which side of the road he's on.

[Ilsa]

3. Boxer will beat Miller like a rented mule,

and we won't have to look at him again for awhile as he crawls back under a rock to lick his wounds.

(edited to correct wine-induced typos.)

[david_vincent]

4. Tom Selleck

He can't act and has nothing else to do, but he's fairly well-spoken and stupid people would vote for him in a heartbeat.

[MrPrax]

5. Bruce Willis

I figure the Iraqi 'embarassment' must have been to raise his profile

[eleny]

6. Kelsey Grammar

Someone posted that he was interested in running for something.

[nomaco-10]

7. Bo Derek... mayor of beautiful downtown Burbank

[pstokely]

8. she's too old for horny first time voting young men

probably most of Arnold's voters

[FDRrocks]

10. Grammar and Miller

this is obvious. Thanks to Sir Elton John and to Spike TV! for giving Grammar the shittiest show I have ever seen (rivaled by Stripperella).

[nomaco-10]

11. Chuck Norris and Claude Van Damme

Every state needs a washed up, b-grade, action movie actor with zero elected political experience. Think that idea will catch on? Oops, nevermind, it's already been done.

[CMT]

12. Kelsey Grammer, propelled by Arnold's victory

will challenge Barbara Boxer next year since this is the last season of his show, Fraiser, and it is probable he is typecast after 20 plus years of playing that one character he will try his hand at politics running as the same type of pro-choice, pro-gay rights Republican that Arnold ran as.

[pstokely]

13. but he's no action hero

nt

[maggrwaggr]

15. c'mon he was a bigger cokehead than Bush

And his sanctimonious tone won't play to anybody.

[Aidoneus]

14. Bruce Willis?

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