datadiva
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Thu Oct-13-05 03:42 PM
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Cute joke I just got in an email |
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New Emblem:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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Thu Oct-13-05 03:45 PM
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1. Here's one I got recently |
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical: Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC.
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Thu Oct-13-05 03:48 PM
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I am going to email it back to my friend, thanks.
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RubyDuby in GA
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Thu Oct-13-05 04:11 PM
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3. Okay, here's one I got recently: |
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Bush Presidential Library Destroyed by Fire
A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential
bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his
books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the
president was devastated, as he had almost finished
coloring the second one.
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Thu Oct-13-05 04:20 PM
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4. Okay, here's one that a very left leaning lawyer |
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in my law firm (which is heavy repub) asked me the other day when we were talking about Harriet Miers:
He said, "All I can think of when I think of her on the Supreme Court is--what do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 85?"
His answer: "Your, honor."
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