rzemanfl
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:22 PM
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So on my way to work this morning I am behind this woman in an |
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all wheel drive Toyota mini-van (really need four wheel drive here, last snowfall was in 1977). She had W'04 and Bush/Cheney stickers in back and a really obnoxious "God bless the United States of America" sticker on her driver's side window. She changed lanes in front of me FIVE times without signalling any of them. It was all I could do to keep from getting out of my car and telling her what I thought of her "faith-based lane changes." Of course it's Florida so she could have shot me. Where do these people come from?
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:27 PM
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1. "Faith-based lane changes" ... ROFLMAO! |
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Thanks for my first big belly laugh of the day! You better put a trade mark on that line quick because I fully intend to steal that one. :rofl:
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rzemanfl
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:30 PM
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question everything
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:31 PM
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3. Yesterday a monster car was driving on the lane next to us |
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the thing was, it never ended. It was the size of 3 or 4 SUVs, sort of a limousine on testosterone.
When it finally turned, we saw that on the rear was a banner: land yacht. Cute. Wonder how it does in tight spots, as opposed to new, wide roads in the burbs.
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billr
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:35 PM
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7. Ever seen a Hummer limo? |
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Mon Oct-17-05 06:08 PM
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11. Hey, welcome to DU billr |
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I hate those things. Why indeed?!
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Mon Oct-17-05 06:14 PM
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12. There is one in Portland, Oregon |
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And it is ugly, and would make an interesting cubicle shaped steel paperweight. If you could fit it into the car compactor that is.
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Mon Oct-17-05 06:14 PM
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:31 PM
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4. GREAT line. Faith-based lane changes....heheh. |
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:33 PM
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5. That oughta be a bumper sticker |
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Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 05:35 PM by Oeditpus Rex
"FUCK you and your faith-based lane changes!"
(On edit: Or, "Driving like a MORAN contraindicates 'intelligent design'.")
:rofl:
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:35 PM
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6. Probably Massachusetts |
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It's the unwritten rule up here to never use your turn signals.
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:43 PM
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8. Hey, I'm in Mass, and I use my turn signals :) |
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Even more unusual is that I'm FROM California and I use 'em, how freaky is that? :)
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Mon Oct-17-05 06:20 PM
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14. Hey, we use our turn signals in California |
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Hey, we use our turn signals in California. We signal right and when all the traffic moves right to cut off our lane change we move to the left, just as we intended!
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:48 PM
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9. I put up three fingers for w and then bend down |
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the outside two...I am in Florida, also, and expect to be shot one day.
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Mon Oct-17-05 05:50 PM
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10. With apologies to "Treasure of the Sierra Madres" ... |
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"Blinkers? We don't haff to show you no steenkin' blinkers!"
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