Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country

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WASHINGTON, DC—In response to increasing criticism of his handling of the war in Iraq and the disaster in the Gulf Coast, as well as other issues, such as Social Security reform, the national deficit, and rising gas prices, President Bush is expected to appoint someone to run the U.S. as soon as Friday.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41444

[wtmusic]

1. We can expect a lengthy confirmation process

Cheney is ineligible -- term limits

[evirus]

2. an army of one(litteraly)

one can only hope, actualy, i hope not, lord knows what wash-up he thinks deserves a shot at such a job

[LiberalEsto]

3. Me! Me! Pick me!

Oh what fun it would be!

[leveymg]

7. Fuel up AF1, Fred. I wanna address the Hawaiian Surfboard Manufact. Assoc.

Then to Milan, to inspect progress on the new two-seater Presidential Limo being assembled by Ferrari.

Then, I think I'll take a vacation.:patriot: B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) O8) :evilgrin: B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) B-) :patriot:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Unfortunately, he discovered

Forrest Gump is a fiction character.....

[ChiciB1]

5. HE NEEDS TO RECUSE.....

HIMSELF!!

The cock-walking IDIOT brings out such IRE in me, it's beyond COMPREHENSION!

[verse18]

6. Seriously,

Can he actually do that? WTF are we having elections for if a current president can pick someone else to do his job?

[lectrobyte]

8. The Onion is a satire magazine/site, but given how their past columns have

come true (the one after Bush was inaugurated in 2001 was headlined "Our Long Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over"), nothing would surprise me at this point.

[Spinzonner]

9. Put it in a Blind Trust

It's in a Deaf and DUmb one already

[mattomjoe]

10. Given Bush's appointees, I don't know which would be worse for us--

Bush, or someone HE thinks is competent enough to do it!