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[kiki]

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On edit: What the living fuck is up with Joe Allbaugh's hair?

[CottonBear]

1. LOL! Check out the hair. I've never seen anything like it.

NAME: Joe Allbaugh
POSITION: Director: Federal Emergency Mgmt. Agency
SALARY: $145,600/year
TESTIMONIAL: "Rather than getting hung up on silly red tape like 'experience', CronyJobs worked hard to fulfill my dream: getting carte blanche to destroy Jimmy Carter's FEMA – on an easy flex-schedule that didn't make me sacrifice any quality time with my hair!"

[kiki]

5. If you find some other pictures on the net...

...you'll see that it is in fact an attempt at a military-style "buzz cut" on a man who's in desperate denial about the ol' Male Pattern Baldness setting in!

[Moochy]

2. The search form is the best

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[CottonBear]

3. Lester Crawford: Christian Taliban veterinarian!

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POSITION: Commissioner, Food & Drug Administration
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[Kierkegaard]

4. HA HA HA!

Allbaugh looks like he has a pair of hairy sunglasses perched atop that dome!