Baltimore tunnels reopen! Bush kept us safe again!!!

[Bluebear]

Oh, thank you, "W"! All is forgiven! We know we NEED you to protect us! Another terror threat thwarted on our shores, that's why we fight the enemy over there so we don't have to here and they hate us for our freedom. WOO HOO "W"!


:sarcasm:

[jaxx]

1. 39% in the polls........always time for a diversion.

How low can they go?

[Skidmore]

2. What was this all about?

[Bluebear]

6. Terror alert du jour, skidmore

Scary 'threat' to the Baltimore tunnel system.

[Skidmore]

8. Gee, they are informative. Early trick-or-treaters scare them?

[Bluebear]

9. Some kid had a sheet on

He was dressed up like a ghost and someone thought he was one of them swarthy foreigners.

[rodeodance]

3. April 1 is a long way aways.

[stop the bleeding]

4. Thank you Jesus-Bush-God

[marmar]

5. Our weekly terra warning...

Next week it will be reports of bombs strapped to animals at the National Zoo.

[Eurobabe]

7. I just heard Tunnels closed, Two Egyptians, Projectile Missles

how bout Col. Mustard in the Study with the Candlestick?

TERRA, TERRA, TERRA!!!!!! Be SKEERED!!

[calico1]

10. What did they do with the Egyptians? n/t

[MADem]

11. They called it off after they figured out Fitz was not gonna talk today

They had a fire going on the Queensboro bridge, just in case, and they have a few guys with pickaxes standing by next to the dam in Taunton, MA, just in case he decides to do a late announcement this afternoon.....

[indepat]

12. W keeping us safe: LTTE to daily RW rag asked how many more 9-11s

would we have had if that wishy-washy wimp Gore had been president and proffered we should all thank God Almighty every day that W is our president (please make allowance for possible slight embellishment), but you get the drift of innumerable LTTEs this RE rag prints, none of which speak to facts, all of which are as vacuous as this LTTE.

[CatWoman]

13. TRUTH BE DEMAND!!!

:D

[Bluebear]

14. W KEPPED US SAFE AGAIN!

:)