10 Tips for Dealing with Fitzmas

[charlyvi]

From Daily Kos Diaries:

TEN TIPS FOR DEALING WITH FITZMAS


Put down the caffeine: For the next 48 hours, cleanse your body of java, aspartame, splenda, and whatever other shit you've been putting in your system. Your body will be producing more adrenaline during Fitzmas than it did when you were a hormone-crazed teenager, so don't fuel the fire.


"Refresh" is the AntiChrist: Resist the urge to press "refresh" every TWO SECONDS. Checking into Drudge every minute won't make any indictments come any faster..it'll just give him hits and make Drudge's head swell even more. Eww. I put "Drudge" and "swell" and "head" in the same sentence. I just grossed myself out.


Gossip Folks: Don't believe anything in the next 24-48 hours. Guess what!! I can report on my blog that Condi will be VP when Dick resigns...and because it's on a blog, it must be true! And my scoop will fly through the internets at twice the speed of sound and I'll be so convincing, Condi herself will hear my scoop and think "Shit. I need new shoes!" and next thing you know New York Daily News will be reporting that Condi was in NY shopping for Jimmy Choo shoes that look "Vice-Presidential" and Teresa Heinz passed her by and called her a "bitch." Get my point?


Turn off the TV: Why submit yourself to the torture of watching The Situation Room and listening to Wolf's "I'm-reading-a-script-but-I'm-trying-to-make-it-sound-live" voice in the hopes that some pundit will throw out something like "Rove will be indicted"? You all KNOW that the talking heads don't know shit, and that their dirty little secret is that they really get their info from the, gasp!, blogs, so why waste your time? So, Kristol says Rove and Libby will be indicted. Um...99% of the pajamajadeen have said the same thing for the last couple months. Give your blood pressure a break and turn off the TV.

Go visit www.dailykos.com for the the last six. LOL!

[Arkana]

1. Nominated

because it's quite funny.

[Lubernaut]

2. Excellent!

Nominatideemo©

[charlyvi]

3. Thanks. I thought it was hilarious. n/t

[Pachamama]

4. Can I eat Chocolate? Take shots of Tequila? Have Sex?

Because those are things I love doing when I'm happy and excited and I really am like an anxious kid on Christmas Eve.....Fitzmas Eve that is..

:hi:

[Miss Chybil]

5. Priceless. I love the "pajamajadeen." LOL! Too funny. nt

[tavalon]

6. Yes, this was fabulous!

And I'm grateful that I'm going back to a night work schedule for the next two nights. I'll be sleeping instead of refreshing, because, refresh really is the antichrist!

But I've got the popcorn. Oh, lordy, have I ever! :popcorn: :woohoo: :popcorn:

[ngGale]

7. Sounds like the best way to go...

:popcorn: