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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 07:59 PM
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Fitzmas time is coming to town!
Edited on Sat Oct-22-05 08:03 PM by LiberalEsto
He's making a list, he's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Fitzy Claus is coming to town

They're trying to cut deals, backstabbing each other
To get themselves clear they'd turn in their brother
Fitzy Claus is coming to town

He knows when they are lying, committing perjury
He knows if they've been bad or good
He'll indict, for goodness' sake.

Will Scooter get nailed? Will Rove make the list?
We can't wait to see if Cheney gets pissed.
Fitzy Claus is coming to town.



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Maven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 08:01 PM
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1. Hmm, good...
But "Fitzy Claus is coming to town" would be better.

:D
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 08:03 PM
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2. Absolutely!
;)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 08:09 PM
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3. That's cute!
:hi:
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 08:16 PM
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4. Good one!
:)
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 08:21 PM
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5. Chimpy The Red-Nosed Rainman
Edited on Sat Oct-22-05 08:41 PM by aint_no_life_nowhere
I think we've seen just about every other type of Fitzmas Carol now.

You know Dan Quayle and Raygun
Santorum and Nixon,
Limbaugh and Coulter
O'Reilly and Carlson.
But do you recall
The most famous Rainman of all?

Chimpy the red-nosed Rainman
Had a very shiny nose
And what with all his lying
You would even say it grows
All of the other Rainmen
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Chimpy
Play in any Rainman games

Then one foggy Fitzmas Eve
Patrick came to say
Chimpy with your nose so bright
Won't you accept my indictment tonight?
Then all the Rainmen loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Chimpy the red-nosed Rainman
I'm so glad it wasn't me.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 01:21 PM
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6. woohoo!
:thumbsup:
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