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[Kadie]

[WLKjr]

1. "They got me!"

"Rove, that bastard, he said they couldn't touch me!"

[Rick Myers]

2. WTF am I gonna do without my brain?

[OrlandoGator]

3. "Holy Christ I'm a fucking idiot."

[lebkuchen]

4. Auto suck

[Coexist]

5. Damn, I forgot my upper denture again.

[cascadiance]

6. and my boss too, if they go after Dick!

I can' do it! WAHHH!!

[AlCzervik]

7. "Presidentin ain't fun no more"

[Tatiana]

13. LOL! This one gets my vote. n/t

[clydefrand]

8. God, my lips are sore. Shouldn't have given that last blow job.

[KurtNYC]

9. "That fly on the podium looks delicious.... zzzottt!"

[peekaloo]

10. It's true what they say about Preparation H. It helps to shrink my

asshole.

[Sanity Claws]

11. Have to bite my tongue -- can't tell people that

I think they're a bunch of assholes. Must control temper in public.

[harlinchi]

12. Ribbit, two, three, four. Your left, right, left!

[Kurovski]

14. "'Chimpy?' Why do y'all keep callin' me 'Chimpy'?"

[lebkuchen]

15. I've seen better heads on a beer, let me tell you

[Road Scholar]

16. Mmmmmmmmm, I wonder where the closest ice is to go with my Jack Daniels.

[Zynx]

17. They want my Scooter, my Rover, and my Dick!

[SeattleVet]

18. "Has anybody got page 10?"

"Where's page 10? Does anyone have it?"

[lovuian]

19. Lara can't get me out of this one!!!

:bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

20. "And I wanna' nominate Doctor Jane Goodall to the court!"

He REALLY admires Jane's "HARD WORK" with guys like him!

[quiet.american]

21. "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace...."

Okay, granted, it's impossible for him to think this clearly, but if he could, then....


"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

[Hubert Flottz]

22. I love my colorin' book, that Karen brought me back from ...

Boogerglob!"

[lovuian]

23. He looks like he's going to cry!!! Theres no crying in the WH!!!

Its tough playing with evil!!!