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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 04:34 PM
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Rude Pundit hysterically nails it
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com

(big snip)

10/28/2005/Patrick Fitzgerald: The Grown-Up in the Room:
There's a fantasy world that can be spun out among children frolicking in a playroom. The children can take heaping piles of garbage and dirty diapers and empty boxes and colored cloth and construct something they see as an elaborate castle, a wonderland, if you will, where they can enact their epic tales of glories, of princesses and pirates, of villains and dragons, of superheroes and fairies. If you are one of the children, or even a child who comes into the playroom late, you will become a part of the illusionary kingdom, a palette from which fears, anxieties, and wishes are played out to their often extreme ends. It's a beautiful, self-contained environment, the world of children, and grown-ups often harbor secret desires to become part of it.

But sometimes, into the fantastic realms of juvenile imagination, an adult must walk in and point out the reality of the situation. Looking around the destroyed room, the adult calls things by their names: No, Scooter, that's not a unicorn, that's a trash-filled bag with a used paper towel roll on it. No, Ann, it's not make-up and a wig- you're smearing poop from a diaper on your face and putting snot-ridden tissues on your head. No, Sean, you're not a fireman - you've just dropped your pants and pissed everywhere. And you know what, kids? It's time to clean up this goddamn room.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 04:38 PM
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1. As the mother of three young boys...
what an apt analogy.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 04:38 PM
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2. Will Libby get 30 years or a pardon from his boss?
"Valerie Wilson was a CIA officer. In July 2003, the fact that Valerie Wilson was a CIA officer was classified...Valerie Wilson's cover was blown in July 2003."

Don't get much realer than that!
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Gildor Inglorion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 04:48 PM
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5. I'm old enough to remember Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
who were PUT TO DEATH for divulging classified information. My parents (God bless them!) were socialists within the Democratic Party, and were very saddened by the Rosenbergs' executions, and so, naturally, was I. I don't say that exposing a CIA agent is as serious a crime as giving atomic bomb secrets to the USSR, but still....treason is treason, isn't it?
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watrwefitinfor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 05:00 PM
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6. I remember them too, Gildor.
And I wasn't even a red diaper baby. But I thought it was so sad and I could not understand the hysteria. I have read a great deal about them since, and hope you have, too. They were, perhaps, not exactly as they have been painted. And how could they have been worse than this regime of mass murderers?

Wat
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 05:32 PM
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7. I don't know. They also outed Brewster Jennings, a twenty year
covert operation that tracked WMD. Seems to me that knowing where those WMDs are in a time of WAR is very important. (Of course, if you are a conservative, it is not as important as your tax cut. Naturally not. First things first. Money, Money, Money, then your country's flag.)
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 04:40 PM
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3. That's awesome!
I love Rude Pundit. He sums up situations better in a few short paragraphs than all the pundits on TV could do in a year.
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 04:42 PM
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4. Don't he though? When I read something so good I just want to spam
the world with it... or at least my friends.
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 05:36 PM
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8. Great description - He WAS the grown up in Washington yesterday
Thanks for sharing!
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 05:45 PM
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9. Gross, but apt.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 05:54 PM
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10. This nails the bullshit and the gloom and doomers
"To All Who Await Fitzgerald and Juries Grand and Petit:
Remember: as that tantric-practicing limey Sting would tell you, the best orgasms are the ones that take a long, long time coming."

That dude has his shit in one stack.
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