caption this Bush photo

[yurbud]

[Tower]

1. "Go fuck yerself! Heh heh heh. Y'like that one? Go fuck yerself! Heh heh."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. "Awright youze mugs, we gotta make dis Fizzgerld go away, see?"

Myeh. Myeh. :)

[Bluebear]

9. 'You dirty rat. You killed my Presidency!" nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. "Top of the world, Ma! Top of the world!!"

Heya Blue :pals:

[Bluebear]

14. Back atcha!

:hug:

[yurbud]

3. that's good. I was thinking about the coke jaw..."I'm jonesing...BAD"

[Lena inRI]

4. Oh goodie, some coke residue on my nose hairs!

:smoke:

[yurbud]

5. yeah, like that

[quiet.american]

6. Can't come up with one because this is a truly disturbing photo.

:scared:

[phusion]

15. yea, really

He really looks ill...

[NJCher]

7. Doing my best Cheney imitation!

"I just need a few crooked, yellow teeth!"

Cher

[Kralizec]

8. ("Damn... wish I had a few lines right here.")

[Kierkegaard]

11. "I can't believe I traded Sammy Sosa. What was I thinking?"

[RobertSeattle]

13. Or did I trade Rosa Parks - I can't keep 'em straight

[yurbud]

19. er was it Sammy Rosa? I'm gettin the dyslexia again...

[verse18]

12. Damn, it's hard talking out both sides of my mouth.

[NYC Liberal]

16. He's perfecting his Cheney Snear for when Dick gets sent to prison!

[AlCzervik]

17. "Those fuckers told me i'd have the summers and weekends off"

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

18. "Fart....or shit!"

[yurbud]

21. Condi! Yer president needs wipies! (PHOTO)

[paparush]

20. Bush - Trying the bite the cyanide capsule, bites tongue instead

[Cha]

22. I been hangin' around

unca dick too long.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

23. so i was eating this pretzel ...like this, see... and the next thing

i knew, i was choking to death on the floor.

[LisaLynne]

24. Here Comes Your 19th Nervous Breakdown

Can a human actually do that? Without having had a stroke or suffered severe neurological damage?

[noahmijo]

25. Whiskey Face #164

[harlinchi]

26. Missing white girl? Naw. Capture a #2? Naw. Evacuate D.C.? Naw...

Raise terror/color code? Naw. Nominate a straw man/red herring of a supreme court candidate? Naw. What CAN I use?

The list of distractions could continue for a while!

[Lost-in-FL]

27. What's that word? Oh... Strategery...

[bklyncowgirl]

28. He's dressing up as Dick Cheney for Halloween nt.

[drdtroit]

29. "There's some 'caine in that carpeting,

but I don't think it would look good if I got down on my knees to mine it".

[harlinchi]

35. That was the best caption! You had to have seen folks do this!

I've seen them do this. It really is astonishing how single-minded folks get on that stuff!

[ladjf]

30. Laura, call my dentist. This tooth really hurts.

[mshasta]

31. look cheney I can be a big dick too.

[helderheid]

32. Aw shit. Muh jaw done stuck.

[imax2268]

33. Oh man...

I do believe they are on to me...what am I going to do...I lied to America and I have the blood of 2000 soldiers and many thousands innocent Iraqi's on my hands...oh what should I do...

Hey...I know...let's have a terror alert...!

[yurbud]

34. Bug in my ear is off...must actually READ. Kuh ah err ull....

Curl Rawvee iss donkey a fih nay job.

(and everybody thinks I'm stupid)...