Why does Dick Morris remind me of Liberace?

[King Coal]

[HillDem]

1. That talking head piece of shit

makes me want to fucking puke every time i hear him talk.

This asshole actually worked for clinton?

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Worked against Clinton is more like it.

:grr:

[WI_DEM]

2. What a terrible insult towards Liberace.

[William769]

3. I agree!

[CBHagman]

4. You mustn't say such unkind things about Liberace.

Besides, the Muppets would NEVER allow Dick Morris to appear with them. God knows what kinky things he'd do to Kermit's webbed feet. :puke:

[kanrok]

5. Because he's the love child of Rue McLanahan and Liberace

[Little Star]

6. R U kidding? n/t

[kanrok]

11. I M

[Lex]

7. Dick Morris isn't fit to lick Liberace's big toe.

nt

[tx_dem41]

10. Now THAT'S funny.

You win my funny post of the day award.

[gulliver]

8. He reminds me of his mother...

... whom I have never seen or heard of.

[Touchdown]

9. Totally different. Liberace tickled the ivories.

...and Morris tickled his thirst for this.

[mandyky]

12. It's they way he talks

I have noticed it too. I rarely see him these days, because I believe he is a the F word station.. and I will not watch it, unless there is a debate or something

[CatWoman]

14. does he have a brother named George, too?

:D

[Touchdown]

15. Dick was on Thom Hartmann last week. Hilarious!

He's peddling his new Toilet paper "Condi vs. Hillary" or some such fantasy campaign shit. Thom brought up that fact that Morris never once mentioned Condi's absolute failure to protect us before 9/11...

TH- "In fact, Sandy Berger told me personally that he told Condi that Osama will be her biggest issue, and that he will take up more of her time than anything else. This has to be your number 1 priority, and she said thank you very much, then she did nothing."

DM- "Did he tell you that after he pulled those documents out of his socks?"

TH- "C'mon Dick. That never happened. (dick sniggering) Do you want to do this? Want me to bring up hookers? I mean c'mon, Dick."

DM- "Ok. thank you very much for the interview goodbye!" *click*

TH- "So, uh Dick Morris. It's fine with Dick Morris to assasinate the character of Sandy Berger, but when somebody raises his own foibles...eh'...that's not something he want's to talk about."

Weasley little perv!!!! :rofl:

[GRLMGC]

16. Wow, what a douchebag!

He can dish it out but he sure can't take it.

[Touchdown]

17. I couldn't do it justice on the page.

He was like that FedEx fast talker guy.

Something like this...
Okwellthankyouverymuchfortheinterviewgoobye!

He couldn't get off that phone fast enough.:spray:

[King Coal]

18. I think I figured it out. It's because they both act like sissies.