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Fri Nov-11-05 10:12 PM
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You know you're a RW'er if... |
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You think Liberals, Muslims, and Professors are out to get you.
You think that Joe Wilson outed Plame.
You think Ann Coulter is hot.
You claim that you need an Assault Rife, a Grenade Launcher, and various other armaments to go hunting.
You supported going after Clinton for just about everything, but think that Liberals are hounding Bush because his Administration outed a covert CIA operative, lied to go to war, etc.
You dream about hearing the voice of Rush Limbaugh at least twice a week.
You think that Condi will beat Hillary in 08.
Add yours.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:15 PM
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1. You think any criticisms of |
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Edited on Fri Nov-11-05 10:16 PM by WestHoustonDem
Condi, Colin Powell, (Sc)Alito and Michelle Malkin are based in racism.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:20 PM
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2. You think Affirmative Action.. |
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is hiring unqualified minorities but hiring unqualified friends and family is good practice.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:21 PM
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3. If someone puts their ear next to yours and hears the sound of the ocean |
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:33 PM
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19. This will be my favorite one.... |
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no matter what else is posted! :headbang:
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:22 PM
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4. You think being pro-life |
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Only refers to the unborn. Once that cord is cut, you're on your own.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:22 PM
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5. You think Bush IS the brains behind |
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all of the administration's directive....
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:23 PM
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6. You think that Saddam Hussein had anything to do with 9/11. |
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:24 PM
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...we're fighting them over there, so we don't have to fight them over here.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:24 PM
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8. You think public education should be |
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run like a business with competition and rigorous tests for funding . But defense and FEMA contracts should be given to crony firms on a cost-plus basis without audits or oversight.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:25 PM
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the New York Post is not RW enough.
"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd US President (1882-1945)
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:25 PM
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Ronald Reagan belongs on Mount Rushmore.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:27 PM
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old Raygun should be on both the dime and the five dollar bill -- aaack:puke:
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:27 PM
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:29 PM
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therefore you might be or might not :-)
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:40 PM
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23. That which may or may not kill us |
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may or may not enjoy hamburgers.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:53 PM
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What's all this then? This is getting very silly :-)
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Fri Nov-11-05 11:47 PM
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31. My hovercraft is full of eels. |
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:28 PM
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14. If you think the economy is doing great |
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And: You think attacking Iraq was done to spread democracy
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:31 PM
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16. You believe EVERYTHING on Fox news |
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and wait patiently to hear what Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and the others have to say before you dare tell anyone what you think about anything.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:32 PM
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17. If you cannot understand that... |
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China isn't the most desirable loan-shark to deal with. And if you also cannot understand that surpluses are G-O-O-D.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:32 PM
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18. You think Bill O'Reilly and Hannity are hot n/t |
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:35 PM
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22. You never watch Bill O'Reilly or Hannity |
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because you're male and you think they're hot. And you blame *them* for it.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:33 PM
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20. You believe sex w/your wife is for procreation only. |
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Mistresses are for what your wife won't do for you at home.
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Fri Nov-11-05 10:33 PM
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21. Abstinence only education will stop teen sex n/t |
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Sat Nov-12-05 01:55 PM
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38. Ahaha! Of course it will! |
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Fri Nov-11-05 11:02 PM
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putting a support the troops magnet, a window American flag, and a "choose life" license plate on your vehicle somehow makes you morally superior and more patriotic to those who dont.
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Fri Nov-11-05 11:12 PM
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26. The Republican Commandments, part 1... --> |
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27. The Republican Commandments, part 2... --> |
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Fri Nov-11-05 11:27 PM
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28. Your jokes are based on the misfortune of others. |
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You enjoy seeing poor people get taken.
Your political arguments start with "Why should I...".
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Fri Nov-11-05 11:33 PM
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If you call yourself a Christian while cheerleading the war in Iraq.
If you believe Bill O'Reilly when he says he is a moderate.
If you believe that Alan Colmes is a liberal.
If you believe you are being "persecuted" because your state may soon allow gay marriage.
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Fri Nov-11-05 11:34 PM
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30. If you think buying a yellow ribbon for a dollar and putting it o |
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on your hummer makes you a patriot...
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Sat Nov-12-05 06:57 AM
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I want to slap a piece of paper on the windshield asking "How many Marines per gallon do you get"? They'd just get more resentful and it wouldn't work anyway.
"Patriotism is not about blind loyalty to your nations leaders or founders,it is about a willingness to always look for the truth. Patriotism is about making your nation better for everyone, not just the rich." --Nameless Soldier
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Sat Nov-12-05 12:00 AM
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32. you think Bill Clinton was the 20th hijacker |
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Waving a piece of cloth (a flag) is patriotism, but fighting for your constitutional rights (except the 2nd amendment) is anti-American communism (the ACLU).
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Sat Nov-12-05 01:47 PM
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35. You think the 2nd Amendment |
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is the only important part of the Constitution and that hating gays is the only important part of Christianity
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Sat Nov-12-05 01:51 PM
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37. You Mistake Fascism for Democracy (nt) |
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Sat Nov-12-05 07:48 PM
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39. if your idea of balanced news sources are FOX and the 700 Club |
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didn't really come up with this on my own, I saw it some website, and it's one of my faves ever since.:7
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