mopaul
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:53 AM
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Pretend we've just been attacked again: What WILL bush do? |
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Edited on Sat Nov-12-05 08:53 AM by mopaul
and what will WE do?
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:55 AM
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Now, where did he put that bunny outfit?
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ChairmanAgnostic
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:55 AM
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2. he will blame democrats and CLinton. |
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We will have a police state to contend with.
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:56 AM
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just like he did during 911. Then he will come out, wearing a uniform, and strut.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:44 AM
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21. Don't forget the bullhorn! |
mopaul
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:44 AM
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22. oh yes, the Lincolnian, Churchillian bullhorn, don't forget that prop |
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:57 AM
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4. Dust off his copy of My Pet Goat: Revisited |
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Edited on Sat Nov-12-05 08:57 AM by bush still has to go
For Laura to read to him!
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:57 AM
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5. In private, he will dance with glee. |
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In public, he will surround himself with camouflage clad generals and flags, get that constipated look on his mug, and talk tough about hunting down the villains.
Then he will await the polls.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:10 AM
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11. Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a winner! |
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Edited on Sat Nov-12-05 09:11 AM by peacebird
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especially love the description - dead on! that "constipated look" he gets when he's trying to look all presidential...
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(editted for type... need coffee ..) :yoiks:
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Sat Nov-12-05 08:58 AM
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6. He'll start all over with his BS.... |
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"We'l hunt them down one at a time. We'll get them dead or alive...etc..
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:02 AM
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7. Lock down the borders, racial profiling galore, kiss due process goodbye |
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and other sundry offenses against freedom.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:04 AM
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8. Run like a fucking coward right to Air Force 1 |
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and fly over Saudi territory for 48 hours, with infligh refueling. Looking at oil rigs makes him feel better. Meanwhile, Mecha-Cheney will suit up and go to Capital Hill and blame everyone but Bush for making this happen, Pat Robertson will be his moral grounding.
I'll invest in Halliburton and die rich.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:08 AM
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9. run, hide and suck his them.... |
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and let cheney run the shadow government from his bunker
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:08 AM
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He will call Cheney into his office and say.."good work, dick"
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:23 AM
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12. Blame the Democrats for what the whole world already knows.. |
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that he weakened our country by stretching our army too thin, leaving the homeland defenseless and vulnerable to an attack.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:28 AM
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13. He'll spring into action...to begin taking political advantage. |
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"Where's my words guy? I'm gonna need some words. Hey, cell phone guy, get me Karl."
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:30 AM
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14. Hide first, then implement martial law, push for a stronger |
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Patriot Act, and tell the press that it all happened because liberals badmouthed the war and questioned his right to torture.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:47 AM
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So predictable, isn't he?
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:30 AM
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15. Feign concern in public, have a celebration party in private, |
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spew out old, tired cliches during press conferences, then invade Norway.
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mopaul
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:31 AM
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16. damn Norway anyway! they have weapons of mass destruction |
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i've never trusted their sneaky neutral asses.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:37 AM
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17. Living in that cold air does something funny to the brain, I tells ya! |
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Those Norwegians hate our FREEDOM! And our warm climate!
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:38 AM
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18. Hide for 3 Days, Then Venture Out with His Megaphone & Pom Poms n/t |
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:40 AM
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and deal with a less supine population protesting this.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:42 AM
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20. I don't know what he will do, but I can tell you what he won't do.... |
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Anything a GOOD LEADER would do in such an instance.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:49 AM
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24. He'll declare martial law... |
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And start confiscating firearms and rounding up dissenters. I, for my part, will vigorously resist, peacefully if possible, violently if necessary.
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Sat Nov-12-05 09:51 AM
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25. blame syria, lebanon & iran simultaneously & start a REAL war |
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martial law for sure, a draft possibly. no matter what it won't be pretty.
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